Who have you done to prep today? / Wives

[1000meterstare]

Men, love your wives - properly.  Make her feel like a woman.  Being in good shape and focusing on your wife makes a more complete life-balance and makes her more open to the prepping idea.  It's the little things that matter to women, not the major ones.  Notice her new hairstyle, makeup scheme, etc.  That means a lot.  And women:  Don't go overboard with makeup:  Makeup was intended to bring out or enhance the righteous shit you already have going on, not to cover it up.  Most men like a classy sexy, look, not a slutty one.  Leave a little to the imagination.  I don't need to be gay to qualify saying that animal prints are F*CKING hideous.  Let's make this world and the family unit stronger by men and women understanding each other better.

[hjmoosejaw]

I agree! First,you can't just go straight to the sex stuff. You have to make some nice conversation first. Say something random to spark up a dialogue like, "Do you like apples" and she'll say yes (or no). Then you say "That's good , do ya wanna F@#*?...........................LOL

[JohnyMac]

LOL hj, you are a true conversationalist! 

[WhiteWolf]

LOL! Great topic. And HJ, you are the man if that works for you.

[mountainredneck2051]

huh, i just hand em a 20 and have at it 

[hjmoosejaw]

huh, i just hand em a 20 and have at it 

Twenty? wow ,that's pretty cheap. That was the going price back when I was in the Navy. But that was between 78 and 82. I'm guessing with inflation and all, it would be a little more costly. But if you can find it for twenty, more power to ya!   

[Kentactic]

I agree! First,you can't just go straight to the sex stuff. You have to make some nice conversation first. Say something random to spark up a dialogue like, "Do you like apples" and she'll say yes (or no). Then you say "That's good , do ya wanna F@#*?...........................LOL

lol that made me think of this skit... jump to 1:55

Pablo Francisco - STRIPPERS

[hjmoosejaw]

That's pretty good Ken! The apples thing and that "ya like pigeons, little pigeons"........LOL

[1000meterstare]

You dudes are all missing the point.  Every f8cking one of you.  Obviously you don't get it.  You have to be as accurate with your words and affection as I am with my .45.  Your women are invaluable during SHTF.  Offering comforting, nurturing words you don't know how to your children.  Cooking good meals with game you just shot.  Offering medical care to those who need it.  This is not a phucking game.  If you denigrade women down to a 20-dollar bill then that is your problem.  I won't be a part of it.

[hjmoosejaw]

Naw, you make a good point 1K. I was going to reply and comment on how we were drifting a little off topic. Just having a little fun and it went from there. Believe me, I have a good tuff women I have been with for years. We have been through a lot together. Those 20.00 days have been gone for years. You do make some valid points in your original post. I often tell people, "I've been married so long, I don't even look both ways when I cross the street." She doesn't find much humor in that one.   

[EJR914]

Excellent point, I'm definitely going to need my wife for a lot of things, mainly support during WROL.