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Title: Crow!!!!
Post by: Reaver on January 30, 2012, 08:16:48 AM
Introducing a good buddy. A fellow Infantryman and a true member of Reavers Rangers!

 Crow....
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Post by: EJR914 on January 30, 2012, 08:34:56 AM
Welcome Crow!   [url=http://www.freesmileys.or
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Post by: Crow on January 30, 2012, 08:37:39 AM
First and foremost I must say Reaver is a crazy sob and I'm glad to have'm. After many talks about general subjects that tends to create forums such as this he directed me here. I lurked for all of 20 mins before realizing if there is a better place for me I've yet to find it.

Situation: Wife and 3 adopted kids. They are all in the dark. My wife will turn a blind eye to our current situation until I'm dragging her to the BoV after frantically stocking supplies into it. The kids are 6, 7 and 9 the two eldest are boys.

I've just recently started prepping (better late than never) I've just traded off my beloved 1990 300zx manual 2 seater for the first short wheel based 4x4 suv I could get my hands on. Unfortunately it was a 1994 ford explorer eddie bauher<-(?) edition. its not bad and will get the job done (I guess).

After acquiring the 3 more mouths to feed the "roughin it" scenario ensued. Ive eaten more than my share of pinto,pink,northern, and every other bean you can imagine.

With money being an asset that flows from my pockets into every direction there is little left for preparation and supplies.
Intuition and resourcefulness has gotten me quite far in my initial preparation. 

I'm currently gathering whats needed for a nice lil survive-all trailer which is my concern atm, any and all suggestions are welcome.

Once again. I'm Crow!!! (pronounced Cr-ow I'm not a bird.)

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Post by: Outonowhere on January 30, 2012, 08:41:54 AM
Welcome!  Anyone crazy enough to hang around Reaver is welcome here lol. Grab a drink and start posting!

 [url=http://yoursmiles.org/p-m

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Post by: sledge on January 30, 2012, 08:44:46 AM
Welcome Crow!  Glad you found us.  Reaver's a real character isn't he?  LOL!
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Post by: Crow on January 30, 2012, 08:51:38 AM
With coffee and cigarette in hand I have begun.

The aforementioned lack of money leads me to an amendment of "the situation" My internet is currently some wifi I'm leaching off of my neighbor somewhere from the southside of my house (trailer) its bellows forth sparatic signals in bursts like a dirty AR. So 90% of the time my connection to the virtual world of glory is limited to say the least.

A lot of my planning (as far as equipment is concerned that will have to be built) is done on google sketchup. I know it sounds stupid but if you set everything up properly you can tackle a lot of issues before handling raw material and save a bit of cash upon actual construction of said equipment. If you're somewhat computer savy and are as broke as I am this tool can become a priceless tool well worth the free download.
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Post by: Reaver on January 30, 2012, 08:54:43 AM
 [URL=http://www.smileyvault.co
Good to have you here broham. I like the AR comment as well.
Everyone knows what side your on when a statement like that is made.  :))
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Post by: EJR914 on January 30, 2012, 08:55:42 AM
Reaver may be crazy, but I'd be honored to have him by my side when the SHTF.   [URL=http://www.smileyvault.co
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Post by: Reaver on January 30, 2012, 08:56:04 AM
Oh yeah,  :(

Friday I won't be on that side anymore  :'(
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Post by: Reaver on January 30, 2012, 08:57:23 AM
Reaver may be crazy, but I'd be honored to have him by my side when the SHTF.   



You say that now... till you take a round and I'm standing over you with my fork waiting the 3 minutes it takes for you to bleed out.  ::)

 (http://www.smileyvault.co[/quote)
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Post by: EJR914 on January 30, 2012, 09:04:45 AM
You say that now... till you take a round and I'm standing over you with my fork waiting the 3 minutes it takes for you to bleed out.

Why would you wait til I bleed out before you start eating?
Title: Re: Crow!!!!
Post by: Crow on January 30, 2012, 09:06:09 AM


  To be completely honest I've never had a problem with my M4 all through basic and while over seas. Not a single misfire, malfunction or remedial action was ever present. Though I was the only joe actually CLEANING his weapon in basic and a drop of oil never touched it over seas. But after every mission I brushed it thoroughly and ran a bore snake through it for good measure.

Dont laugh, but right now I'm running a good o'l russian made SkS just replaced the star stamped upper with one with integrated scope/reflex mounts. actually gashed my hand open pretty good prying one of the old scope rings off (one of the hex bolts was horribly stripped) gotta old tapco scope on it now haven't even gotten a chance to zero it. All the shooting i've done with it has been iron sights despite the fact I got the scope with it 10 years ago.
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Post by: Reaver on January 30, 2012, 09:09:36 AM
Just so everyone knows. I gave him strippers for it  [URL=http://www.smileyvault.co


EJR You have a good point.
Did you know that if you pull someone's heart from their chest they can actually still be alive to see it pumping in your hand? Then they die. lol but still could you imagine a savage like me pulling your heart out and taking a bite as you watched? That would be a horrible way to go...just horrible.
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Post by: EJR914 on January 30, 2012, 09:11:27 AM
I could totally see Reaver pulling this shit on me.

Hannibal, Ray Liotta, It is Good (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68LOWc-plpw#)
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Post by: EJR914 on January 30, 2012, 09:13:01 AM
EJR You have a good point.
Did you know that if you pull someone's heart from their chest they can actually still be alive to see it pumping in your hand? Then they die. lol but still could you imagine a savage like me pulling your heart out and taking a bite as you watched? That would be a horrible way to go...just horrible.


You mean like this?

Heart Removal (The Last of the Mohicans, 1992) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAUDWVuOUq0#ws)

You would certainly know that you were someone's bitch at that point...
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Post by: Crow on January 30, 2012, 09:14:06 AM
If someone was close enough to me to pull my heart out they would have an 8" ontario in their neck.
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Post by: Reaver on January 30, 2012, 09:18:20 AM
Yes & Yes EJR

Crow, you never know man. You could be filled with a potent drug called Reaver juice. Where as you are incapable of moving do to sticky frozenness.


 [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at

Title: Re: Crow!!!!
Post by: EJR914 on January 30, 2012, 09:37:10 AM
Heart Removal (Apocalypto, 2006) (3of3) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImGCV_RVpSs#ws)

This one is even better...
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Post by: Reaver on January 30, 2012, 09:40:12 AM
Yep.
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Post by: special-k on January 30, 2012, 09:43:26 AM
...I'm Crow!!! (pronounced Cr-ow I'm not a bird.)
Is it pronounced like "crouch" minus the "ch"?
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Post by: Reaver on January 30, 2012, 09:49:32 AM
Yeah

like ( Kr )--- ( Ow )

Like an Owee that a kid gets minus the E's
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Post by: hjmoosejaw on January 30, 2012, 11:11:32 AM
Howdy Crow! I'm a newbie also. I think you'll like it here, Welcome!
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Post by: UnBroken on January 30, 2012, 11:28:59 AM
From one vet to another....welcome http://www.arrse.co.uk/at.  Jking.

Welcome. There are alot of different and real world opinions on here, vets and civi's alike, workinf.class and even one of two that work in the firearms industry. It's the most well rounded fourm I have seen and have helped me out so much.

Nice to have a a fellow grunt here, lord knows we need em


Why is the sky blue ? (http://www.freesmileys.or
Rever is an asshole but We keep him to dispose of our fresh kills [img)
Title: Re: Crow!!!!
Post by: sledge on January 30, 2012, 11:39:48 AM
Because God was fresh out of Battleship gray!  LOL!

From the look of the USS Ponce, the Navy's soon to be Seal Mothership, so is the U.S. Navy.

http://endthelie.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/USS-Ponce-LPD-15.jpg (http://endthelie.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/USS-Ponce-LPD-15.jpg)

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Post by: hjmoosejaw on January 30, 2012, 11:55:21 AM
Because God was fresh out of Battleship gray!  LOL!
    That sounds like a Navy vet talking!
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Post by: sledge on January 30, 2012, 12:01:32 PM
Because God was fresh out of Battleship gray!  LOL!
    That sounds like a Navy vet talking!

LOL! Yeah. the end of 70 to 75.  The ground pounders say the smell of Napalm gets them going in the morning.  For me it's the taste of salt water.   :)

Edit:  I guess I should have said the ground pounders "used" to say the smell of napalm got them going in the morning.  I think napalm was outlawed by treaty.  It's a shame, that stuff could really cook a pig.   
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Post by: WhiteWolf on January 30, 2012, 12:30:04 PM
Because God was fresh out of Battleship gray!  LOL!
    That sounds like a Navy vet talking!

LOL! Yeah. the end of 70 to 75.  The ground pounders say the smell of Napalm gets them going in the morning.  For me it's the taste of salt water.   :)

Edit:  I guess I should have said the ground pounders "used" to say the smell of napalm got them going in the morning.  I think napalm was outlawed by treaty.  It's a shame, that stuff could really cook a pig.
Can still make your own.........
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Post by: WhiteWolf on January 30, 2012, 12:33:20 PM
Welcome Crow. Oh, one suggestion. Stock up on "Apple Bitter" for the family. It's like bug spray for Reaver.  :P
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Post by: sledge on January 30, 2012, 12:38:40 PM
Because God was fresh out of Battleship gray!  LOL!
    That sounds like a Navy vet talking!

LOL! Yeah. the end of 70 to 75.  The ground pounders say the smell of Napalm gets them going in the morning.  For me it's the taste of salt water.   :)

Edit:  I guess I should have said the ground pounders "used" to say the smell of napalm got them going in the morning.  I think napalm was outlawed by treaty.  It's a shame, that stuff could really cook a pig.
Can still make your own.........

LOL!  Yeah, I guess I could.  But for everyone's information, and I do mean everyone.  I don't cook with gelled gasoline or fertilizer.  I use a gas grill or charcoal briquettes.  Just saying.   :)   
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Post by: hjmoosejaw on January 30, 2012, 12:47:55 PM
Yeah, me too Sledge. 78-82.
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Post by: sledge on January 30, 2012, 02:02:47 PM
Because God was fresh out of Battleship gray!  LOL!
    That sounds like a Navy vet talking!

LOL! Yeah. the end of 70 to 75.  The ground pounders say the smell of Napalm gets them going in the morning.  For me it's the taste of salt water.   :)

Edit:  I guess I should have said the ground pounders "used" to say the smell of napalm got them going in the morning.  I think napalm was outlawed by treaty.  It's a shame, that stuff could really cook a pig.

I'm really surprised some of these guys let me get away with this instead of saying, "Who the hell you calling a ground pounder squid?"  LOL!
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Post by: Reaver on January 30, 2012, 03:38:46 PM
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Why is the sky blue ?
BECAUSE GOD LOVES THE INFANTRY MOTHER FUCKERS!!!  [url=http://www.freesmileys.or


Apple Bitter doesn't work. I drink that shit. Only thing that works is Deet. But know that deet won't work for long. Only as long as it takes me to carry you to the creek and wash it off  :))

Title: Re: Crow!!!!
Post by: sledge on January 30, 2012, 03:47:21 PM
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Why is the sky blue ?
BECAUSE GOD LOVES THE INFANTRY MOTHER FUCKERS!!!

LOL!  I've heard that rumor before.  I'm pretty damn sure some 20 year guy in army green came up with it.   :)
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Post by: Reaver on January 30, 2012, 03:50:32 PM
Probably... hate to say it guys but I'm not as hardcore as I used to be.

I used to be a bad mother fucker... now I'm a shitbag.  [URL=http://www.smileyvault.co

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Post by: UnBroken on January 30, 2012, 04:01:24 PM
Probably... hate to say it guys but I'm not as hardcore as I used to be.

I used to be a bad mother fucker... now I'm a shitbag. 

Wife and kids do that to a man.....I was the same way. I'm a proud shitbag (http://www.smileyvault.co
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Title: Re: Crow!!!!
Post by: Reaver on January 30, 2012, 04:02:20 PM
The wife & kid motivated me to be a bad ass... it was the unit that fucked it up lol
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Post by: sledge on January 30, 2012, 04:03:40 PM
Probably... hate to say it guys but I'm not as hardcore as I used to be.

I used to be a bad mother fucker... now I'm a shitbag.

That's what brought you home buddy.  That and a little luck.  I'd let you cover my back.  As long as we weren't out of grub.   :)
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Post by: Reaver on January 30, 2012, 04:05:51 PM
 :-[ *blushing*

Awweee you don't gotta sledge  :-*
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Post by: STRAITJACKET on January 30, 2012, 05:38:48 PM
Welcome aboard Crow!! [URL=http://www.smileyvault.co
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Post by: Skippy00004 on January 30, 2012, 06:04:33 PM
 [URL=http://www.smileyvault.co Welcome to the forum Crow!
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Post by: TreadOnMeNot on January 30, 2012, 06:25:43 PM
Welcome Crow!
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Post by: backwoodsboy on January 30, 2012, 06:41:45 PM
Welcome! u will love the way i think. O0 lol
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Post by: Reaver on January 30, 2012, 06:46:58 PM
Welcome! u will love the way i think. O0 lol


 [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at
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Post by: backwoodsboy on January 30, 2012, 06:48:08 PM
im on it  [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at owwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! can i be a reavers ranger?
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Post by: Reaver on January 30, 2012, 06:50:59 PM
im on it  [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at owwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! can i be a reavers ranger?


No

no way in hell kid.

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Post by: backwoodsboy on January 30, 2012, 08:04:08 PM
why? cause im a kid?  :'(
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Post by: WhiskeyJack on January 30, 2012, 08:47:35 PM
Welcome Crow. I hope you find helpfull stuff on the site.
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Post by: mountainredneck2051 on January 31, 2012, 12:49:14 AM
why? cause im a kid?  :'(

you dont want to know why...
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Post by: special-k on January 31, 2012, 06:56:13 AM
im on it  [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at owwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! can i be a reavers ranger?


No

no way in hell kid.

BWB, here's a sympathy +1.
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Post by: EJR914 on January 31, 2012, 07:22:36 AM
I would imagine its probably because Reaver thinks that BackwoodsBoy wouldn't taste that good.   :))
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Post by: Kobalt on January 31, 2012, 10:18:00 AM
Bwb Don't go on rants about your age. It leads to trouble, and makes you look like a ass.
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Post by: backwoodsboy on January 31, 2012, 11:19:23 AM
lol thanks special k, ejr i probably wouldnt taste good........i hope i dont  ::)
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Post by: EJR914 on January 31, 2012, 11:53:07 AM
lol thanks special k, ejr i probably wouldnt taste good........i hope i dont  ::)

Well that would be up to Reaver to decide.  He's already said he was going to salt or smoke his victims, so you never know.  Jerking anything pretty much makes it taste good, even BWB.   :))
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Post by: JohnyMac on January 31, 2012, 07:33:18 PM
Welcome to the camp fire Crow. Grab a cup of joe and join in.

Just a friendly suggestion before you post a question; do a search. Many topics have been covered at great length.
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Post by: Crow on February 01, 2012, 07:45:11 AM
Been working and dealing with the younglings so I obviously missed 2 pages of action here. I'm not going to quote all of it Hopefully everyone will kinda know what I'm talking about in correspondence to the thread.

BWB dont worry about him he actually cares about what stuff tastes like, I dont. He's just protecting you from me. I got three kids to feed!  >:D

JohnyMac. no worries I am a lurker at times and I will research the crap out of something before asking the same question five other people did. If I do end up asking the samething as someone else just call me a dumbass and redirect me or just tell me to search again because its there.

Also, I've never been too big on the bashing of other branches. never really understood it. I do understand in the old days when guys would get bombed by pilots and such which would generate hatred for those guys but none of my buddies got blown up or shot by our guys so I'm not gonna knock ya... ya SQUID!

To everyone thanks for the warm welcome and just to let you know. You are now stuck with me  :o (you too mods!)
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Post by: sledge on February 01, 2012, 08:33:35 AM

Also, I've never been too big on the bashing of other branches. never really understood it. I do understand in the old days when guys would get bombed by pilots and such which would generate hatred for those guys but none of my buddies got blown up or shot by our guys so I'm not gonna knock ya... ya SQUID!

LOL!  I never had the experience of friendly fire thank God.  But that doesn't stop me from bashing the shit out of other branches when I'm feeling playful.  It's kind of a competition sort of thing that's done with a feeling of affection.  I admire anyone who raises their hand and takes the oath to serve and protect our country.  I respect the hell out of ground pounders.  I wouldn't tell them that though.   :)   
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Post by: Crow on February 01, 2012, 08:45:57 AM
 ;D you just did lmao
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Post by: hjmoosejaw on February 01, 2012, 09:18:09 AM
Since I was colorblind, I had to pick a different field than I wanted to go into. ( Hull Tech, a welder and plumber on the ship) So I chose Hospital Corpsman. And since the Navy Corpsmen and the Marines work together a lot. They look out for ya! If you're sitting in a bar and it looks like somebody might be giving you a hard time , the Marines were right there man. It was a good feeling to know that they had your back. Hats off to the USMC !
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Post by: UnBroken on February 01, 2012, 04:50:15 PM
As a  marine.  grunt that was put back toghter by navy boys ...we thank you right back