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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: JohnyMac on December 09, 2012, 09:22:30 AM

Title: AQ Test Results
Post by: JohnyMac on December 09, 2012, 09:22:30 AM
OK gents nobody will see what your score was. Lets ALL play fare and not gimme-up the results. Do you hear me RvR?  ;)
Title: Re: AQ Test Results
Post by: RS762 on December 09, 2012, 09:43:35 AM
24.
alright i dont have ass burgers.  [URL=http://www.smileyvault.co
Title: Re: AQ Test Results
Post by: thatGirl on December 09, 2012, 11:17:38 AM
I took the test and got a 30, but TG pointed out that I drink alcohol in order to be social.  So I took the test from my sober persona perspective, and got a 40.  I think I'll go get my DPT booster and see if my score goes up, then see how many beers it takes to knock that score back down... and then I'll sue  [url=http://yoursmiles.org/p-m
Title: Re: AQ Test Results
Post by: hjmoosejaw on December 09, 2012, 11:34:12 AM
I looked at the test and thought it looked too long and involved to take. What does that say about my attention spa
Title: Re: AQ Test Results
Post by: thatGirl on December 09, 2012, 11:46:08 AM
I forgot to mention that this is a dual purpose test (thanks Obama care).  If you finish it, you can learn whether or not you're an ass burger, and if you don't, you either have ADD or your dead.  What'll it be HJ, I can prescribe you ritalin or a stiff drink!

Hey wait a minute, I thought we weren't supposed to be able to see each other's scores...  ???
Title: Re: AQ Test Results
Post by: hjmoosejaw on December 09, 2012, 11:52:59 AM
I'll take the stiff drink.
Title: Re: AQ Test Results
Post by: thatGuy on December 09, 2012, 12:08:37 PM
I wonder if being an ass burger gets in the way of your second amendment rights.... not for me but for a friends ;)
Title: Re: AQ Test Results
Post by: gapatriot on December 09, 2012, 12:23:12 PM
Yall want your burgers with cheese or without let me know and i will shit one out for you. Later im going to try it drunk and see how it comes out. So maybe im not just a sociopath after all, can i get a gubment check for this?
Title: Re: AQ Test Results
Post by: JohnyMac on December 09, 2012, 12:28:42 PM
To get a good statistical average we need 3-5% of the forum subscribers to play - That's 15-25 folks for you folks who voted for Barry.
 
Knowing many of the folks on this forum; I am willing to guess we will see a nice bell curve develop. But we will see....
Title: Re: AQ Test Results
Post by: thatGuy on December 09, 2012, 12:48:10 PM
I think most folks will be to chicken to play JMac, or they will be bald faced liars...
Title: Re: AQ Test Results
Post by: JohnyMac on December 09, 2012, 12:58:27 PM
Yupper TG. [URL=http://www.smileyvault.co

My whole purpose for asking folks to post the results for the survey that TGrl recommended we take. Is to show folks that we all have some autistic tendency's.

We will see...
Title: Re: AQ Test Results
Post by: hjmoosejaw on December 09, 2012, 01:01:37 PM
Okay, I took it and got a 13. That worried me,until I saw that the criteria to receive ass burger info was 32. Whew, I feel better now!
Title: Re: AQ Test Results
Post by: thatGirl on December 09, 2012, 01:18:36 PM
So I asked TG to take this test a while back because I heard a woman on NPR talking about her how her relationship was on the rocks but got better when she realized that her husband has Aspergers.  Listening to her describe the husbands behavior, I asked TG to take the test thinking that if he has Aspergers I could be more forgiving of who he is... 

TG took the test, diagnosed himself an ass burger, and proclaimed immediately that he can continue to say whatever outlandish bullshit he wants in public and can't be held accountable- I'm pretty sure he thinks it's the same as turrets!  [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at

From my experience no gobment checks, just a lot of social awkwardness and unfriendings on facebook...  :(
Title: Re: AQ Test Results
Post by: special-k on December 09, 2012, 01:20:02 PM
I can't help but notice that this test can't be taken when using a proxy server. 

Now, does the fact that I noticed this make me asperger, or paranoid schizophrenic?
Title: Re: AQ Test Results
Post by: gapatriot on December 09, 2012, 01:26:31 PM
so I did some research and it apears that you can receiver SSDI with aspergers and as long as you dont make over like $1020 a month can keep working. And can continue to own guns and buy guns! So im making an apointment with a shrink tomorrow!
Title: Re: AQ Test Results
Post by: Kentactic on December 09, 2012, 01:55:15 PM
I looked at the test and thought it looked too long and involved to take. What does that say about my attention spa

I see what you did there at the end.
Title: Re: AQ Test Results
Post by: hjmoosejaw on December 09, 2012, 02:00:06 PM
I wondered if anybody did. LOL! Just  my attempt at humor.
Title: Re: AQ Test Results
Post by: Kentactic on December 09, 2012, 02:00:38 PM
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So I asked TG to take this test a while back because I heard a woman on NPR talking about her how her relationship was on the rocks but got better when she realized that her husband has Aspergers.  Listening to her describe the husbands behavior, I asked TG to take the test thinking that if he has Aspergers I could be more forgiving of who he is...

LMAO...

"hopefully theres just something wrong with him, this cant be normal."
Title: Re: AQ Test Results
Post by: Colombo on December 09, 2012, 02:30:56 PM
I find these kind of online instant tests questionable at best. Took it anyway and got my own bad self a 12.

This is amusing too  http://www.vice.com/read/are-you-a-sociopath (http://www.vice.com/read/are-you-a-sociopath)
Title: Re: AQ Test Results
Post by: thatGuy on December 09, 2012, 03:40:53 PM
The cat is out of the bag... I got a 32... I am an ass burger for sure.

Turrets

(http://www.photo-dictionary.com/photofiles/list/4103/5499turret.jpg)

Or Tourette

(http://www.ameilius.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/hk4g3q4danj8iix53o7s.jpg)

Who is an ass burger now?


Title: Re: AQ Test Results
Post by: Kentactic on December 09, 2012, 04:03:29 PM
Weve all had turrets at one time or another i think.

(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y168/gearheadkdr/PA_scope_turret_9952.jpg)
Title: Re: AQ Test Results
Post by: hjmoosejaw on December 09, 2012, 04:24:04 PM
Then there is Bi-Polar. I hate being Bi-Polar, it's awesome!


I love that cure for tourette's poster. I cracked up.
Title: Re: AQ Test Results
Post by: crudos on December 09, 2012, 05:04:46 PM
17 for me.
Title: Re: AQ Test Results
Post by: STRAITJACKET on December 09, 2012, 05:13:39 PM
 I scored a 14.
Title: Re: AQ Test Results
Post by: Reaver on December 09, 2012, 06:38:07 PM

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Your AQ Test Score is: 18

 
The official criteria for Aspergers Syndrome is an AQ score greater than 32. Enter your email address below to our receive our free mini course on Asperger?s based on your test score.

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Title: Re: AQ Test Results
Post by: Alex1992 on December 09, 2012, 06:49:06 PM
I got 15. Tell me is that bad ?
Title: Re: AQ Test Results
Post by: v0dka on December 09, 2012, 08:37:46 PM

Your AQ Test Score is: 27

 
The official criteria for Aspergers Syndrome is an AQ score greater than 32. Enter your email address below to our receive our free mini course on Asperger?s based on your test score.

damn i want to have burgers growing out of my ass. Then i wouln't have to go anywhere for food
Title: Re: AQ Test Results
Post by: JohnyMac on December 09, 2012, 09:39:18 PM
Wow...We have 14 forum members who played. Only a couple more needed for a true statistical poll.

So far my bell curve theory is not ringing true.  ;)


Title: Re: AQ Test Results
Post by: Grudgie on December 09, 2012, 09:51:06 PM
I think the test is bologna. Some people are just naturally not social. And some shun the outside world, coming out only at night to feed on the blood of young maidens.
Title: Re: AQ Test Results
Post by: thatGuy on December 09, 2012, 10:41:03 PM
Sounds like someone got a 32!
Title: Re: AQ Test Results
Post by: Reaver on December 09, 2012, 10:46:18 PM
Sounds like someone got a 32!

Or greater.
Title: Re: AQ Test Results
Post by: tominphx on December 09, 2012, 11:34:05 PM
I actually have been diagnosed by psychiatric professionals as having Asperger's syndrome.  ::)

Whatever.



(http://www.marriedtothesea.com/022808/asperger-king.gif)
Title: Re: AQ Test Results
Post by: Kentactic on December 10, 2012, 12:20:15 AM
I actually have been diagnosed by psychiatric professionals as having Asperger's syndrome.  ::)

Whatever.



([url]http://www.marriedtothesea.com/022808/asperger-king.gif[/url])


And just out of curiosity how did you score on this test?

That picture is funny because when i order in the drive through i already answer every question before they ask.

"I want a #4, Large size, with iced tea, no lemon, substitute curly fries instead of regular fries"

Then they say ..."uh what to drink..oh yeah... uh... ok with curly fries.uh.... ok go ahead and pull forward."
Title: Re: AQ Test Results
Post by: mountainredneck2051 on December 10, 2012, 12:47:47 PM
kenny that just means you know what the hell you want and are in a hurry

i do the same thing
Title: Re: AQ Test Results
Post by: Outonowhere on December 10, 2012, 08:50:47 PM
HA! Another test fooled into thinking I am normal!  The MMPI was WAY harder to BS...

Here is a tip... just think of what a normal person would say...

(I'm Kidding... really!)  :P
Title: Re: AQ Test Results
Post by: Reaver on December 11, 2012, 02:42:30 AM
kenny that just means you know what the hell you want and are in a hurry

i do the same thing

When I order shit. I just make it stupid simple.

I WANT A #BLAH Please.

This way they cant fuck it up.