Here's a funny addition Jeremy....
There is a house that sold about a month ago behind my house in Rhode Island and the new family has just moved in. I introduced myself to the new owner and he seemed like a nice enough guy but haven't met his wife or kids.
Well about a week ago my cats let me know that the pose of raccoons was outside. So I yanked open the door, grabbed the spade; which is always ready next to the door and chased the last of the raccoons out of the yard and across the street.
They jumped a small crick that runs between me and the new a fore mentioned neighbor - So I gave up my chase. I didn't know but his wife and their kids were outside and I herd mom say, "Oh how cute...Look Billy and Janie at the raccoons!" As Janie was approaching the pose I scream, "Get the fuck away from those raccoons! They will charge you and bite you."
Well Janie gets all weepy and runs back to mom who herds her young ones back into the house while glaring at me the whole time.
Mr. New neighbor comes out and says, "Is there a problem out here?"
"Yeah," I shouted back, "your daughter was about to pet a raccoon that would scratch or bite her in a New york second" Well he turned on his heels and stormed into his house.
The next day, my right next door neighbor came over to my house to re-borrow back his disk sander
and said to me, "Mr. New Neighbor was complaining to me this morning that you shouted at his daughter because she was going to pet a raccoon." He then went on to say, "Don't worry, I set him straight. I told him that, If he wanted his daughter to go through a series of stomach injections for POSSIBLE rabies infection have her pet all of the raccoons and skunks in the neighborhood she wants to."
My neighbor explained to me that apparently the new neighbor and family were city raised and this was their first excursion living in the 'country'. Well our house in Rhode Island isn't in the country if you ask me - Especially compared to the area where our BOL is BUT whatever!
Heck up at the BOL, his kids would be trying to pet the cute bears that wander through