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Title: I need your help! DIY Instant Coffee Goodness
Post by: thatGuy on September 11, 2012, 12:48:50 PM
Hey Gang,

Like the title says I need your help!

I know there are tons of great instant coffee products out there but so far I haven't found one that mixes with cold water and that sucks. Well to be honest Folgers Crystals and Medaglia d'Oro both mix well with cold water.

So the root of the problem is that I want a coffee drink that is sweet and creamy that will mix with cold water.

Anyone know of a good powdered cream that mixes well?
Title: Re: I need your help! DIY Instant Coffee Goodness
Post by: JohnyMac on September 11, 2012, 07:58:49 PM
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm That Guy what a good question.

Although I have been known to tip a glass of some kind of adult beverage I will miss coffee in post WROL more than alcohol.

As you well know instant coffee does not mix well with room temp water; however pre-made coffee that is condensed down does mix well with room temp water.   

My suggestion is brew up a pot and reduce by 3/4 over a moderate flame.  Then when you want a mug add one part reduced coffee to 3 parts room temp H20.

Now milk is another story. Regular powdered milk does mix with room temp H20. OR do what I have done...I bought a bunch of small evaporated milk cans. I am enjoying evaporated milk mor and more. My granmother called it "Bulls milks."  :))
 
Title: Re: I need your help! DIY Instant Coffee Goodness
Post by: Reaver on September 11, 2012, 08:09:29 PM
Your on your own dude. The only Instant coffee I've ever had was actually dipped. Like tobacco dipped.

Take an MRE open up the condiments packet, separate the toilet paper into as thin of paper as you can get it. ( It gets real damn thin ) Pour some of the given instant coffee into it roll it up like a pouch. Stick it in your lip and suck on that bitch for a few. After about an hour the paper  will start to dissolve and the coffee will seap into your mouth. Gives a really nasty surprise. Good luck on your hunt.
Title: Re: I need your help! DIY Instant Coffee Goodness
Post by: special-k on September 11, 2012, 08:09:47 PM
...I am enjoying evaporated milk more and more. My grandmother called it "Bulls milks."  :))

I feel sorry for the poor soul that had to milk the bulls. [url=http://yoursmiles.org/p-m
Title: Re: I need your help! DIY Instant Coffee Goodness
Post by: special-k on September 11, 2012, 08:15:58 PM
@TG
Here's an experiment for you to try:
Put some instant coffee into a coffee/spice grinder and run it for about a minute or until it turns into powder.  I'm pretty sure it will dissolve a lot faster in cold water in powder form.

Have you tried powdered milk?
Title: Re: I need your help! DIY Instant Coffee Goodness
Post by: thatGuy on September 11, 2012, 10:11:46 PM
AH! Bullsmilk! I like your granny there Mac!

No, the issue isn't the coffee or the sugar, like I said Foldgers and d'Oro (d'Oro is and excellent instant espresso by the way) mix well with cold water.

It is the Rich Creamy Goodness that I am looking for, no homo. Powdered milk is too thin....

I don't know about you guys but I love coffee.

Problem is I don't always want it hot nor do I want to take the time to boil water most of the time. Yet I do want that caffeine, sugar and fat. It would be a real Moral Booster to have something easy to carry (no concentrate), store (shelf stable maybe) and make (powder that isn't aquaphobic!) while out hiking, running retarded or working late.
Title: Re: I need your help! DIY Instant Coffee Goodness
Post by: thatGuy on September 11, 2012, 10:13:54 PM
Anyone willing to try mixing powdered creaming with cold water for me?

I don't want to buy a whole can to find that it doesn't work.
Title: Re: I need your help! DIY Instant Coffee Goodness
Post by: EJR914 on September 11, 2012, 10:27:15 PM
I love coffee too, and have recently got into drinking my coffee straight,  no cream and no sugar.  Its taken some getting used to, but its good.  I'll do some experimenting around to see what I can do about making the instant better with powdered cream in cold water.  I'm sure there has to be some way to do it well.  I'll try and do some experimenting That Guy.
Title: Re: I need your help! DIY Instant Coffee Goodness
Post by: thatGuy on September 11, 2012, 10:43:08 PM
Check out that Medaglia d'Oro (http://www.amazon.com/Medaglia-DOro-Instant-Espresso-Coffee/dp/B000H23Z5S/ref=sr_1_7?s=grocery&ie=UTF8&qid=1347417658&sr=1-7&keywords=medaglia+d%27oro+instant+espresso). Best instant coffee ever.


(http://www.bestcoffeeforsale.info/images_products/Medaglia-Oro-Instant-Espresso-2-Ounce.jpg)

Title: Re: I need your help! DIY Instant Coffee Goodness
Post by: EJR914 on September 11, 2012, 10:45:54 PM
Spanish?  That looks awesome, bro.
Title: Re: I need your help! DIY Instant Coffee Goodness
Post by: special-k on September 11, 2012, 10:54:50 PM
I know why it's so good....It's cross-contaminated with their 'other' export.
Title: Re: I need your help! DIY Instant Coffee Goodness
Post by: thatGuy on September 11, 2012, 10:55:49 PM
It really picks you up Special-K ;)
Title: Re: I need your help! DIY Instant Coffee Goodness
Post by: special-k on September 11, 2012, 10:59:34 PM
It really picks you up Special-K ;)
To hell with drinking it....just snort a line of it.
Title: Re: I need your help! DIY Instant Coffee Goodness
Post by: EJR914 on September 11, 2012, 11:00:02 PM
Its a helluva a drug...
Title: Re: I need your help! DIY Instant Coffee Goodness
Post by: thatGuy on September 16, 2012, 11:11:35 PM
Instant Chocolate Pudding...
Title: Re: I need your help! DIY Instant Coffee Goodness
Post by: 505th.NM.Militia on September 17, 2012, 01:17:32 AM
I got a call this afternoon...

"Hey dude do you have any powdered creamer?"

"No.  I've got organic milk.  Why?"

"Dude do you fucking have powdered creamer?!"

"Lemme check..  Yeah why?!l"

"Does it mix with cold water?"

"Why the fuck are you asking me..."

"Fucking does it mix with cold water!?!"

"Lemme check...  No. You know what a suspension is?"

"Of course what the fuck is your problem?!"

*Click.*

Let's just stop entertaining him and maybe he'll go away. 
Title: Re: I need your help! DIY Instant Coffee Goodness
Post by: special-k on September 17, 2012, 01:57:11 AM
@TG
Both of these dissolve into cold water:

Carnation instant breakfast (preferably vanilla).  If this by itself doesn't give the texture/consistency you're looking for, try adding a little "Thick It" (modified food starch and maltodextrin)  http://www.thickitretail.com/Products/Thickeners.aspx (http://www.thickitretail.com/Products/Thickeners.aspx)

Edit:  Getting actual lipids to disperse in cold water is a problem...but they are working on it:  http://www.patentstorm.us/patents/6287616/description.html (http://www.patentstorm.us/patents/6287616/description.html)
Side note:  Kind of creepy that this patent was issued on September 11, 2001.
Title: Re: I need your help! DIY Instant Coffee Goodness
Post by: thatGuy on September 17, 2012, 06:41:05 AM
Right on Special-K, I forgot all about Thick It.

I worked in a rest home for a while and I guess I suppressed all memory of thickened... everything.
Title: Re: I need your help! DIY Instant Coffee Goodness
Post by: technique on September 17, 2012, 10:39:09 AM
Given any thought to honey? Or are you looking specifically looking for a dairy item?

Title: Re: I need your help! DIY Instant Coffee Goodness
Post by: thatGuy on September 18, 2012, 12:33:12 AM
Specifically looking for something dry. Something that could ride around in my backpack either at work or play. 
Title: Re: I need your help! DIY Instant Coffee Goodness
Post by: EJR914 on September 18, 2012, 05:40:02 AM
CoffeeMate is a huge no-no.  We just had some around the house, sure it was old and out of date, too, but I tried it cold.  Its a no go, of course, like I figured, but that is one down and a bunch more things to try.
Title: Re: I need your help! DIY Instant Coffee Goodness
Post by: thatGuy on September 18, 2012, 07:45:38 AM
No way buddy, we nailed it. Just working on ratio now.

We are going to us d'Oro Coffee and Jello Chocolate Pudding/Pie Filling. It mixes well with cold water and is rich.

Thanks everyone for putting up with my bull while we worked on this. I did infact call my brother and the conversation was *almost* word for word what he wrote...
Title: Re: I need your help! DIY Instant Coffee Goodness
Post by: EJR914 on September 18, 2012, 02:37:30 PM
That's an awesome idea, I"m going to try it one morning real soon.  My daughter loves them, and I'll just throw one in the pot and see what happens.  Great work man.   [URL=http://www.smileyvault.co
Title: Re: I need your help! DIY Instant Coffee Goodness
Post by: v0dka on September 18, 2012, 02:52:57 PM
I don't get this fascination with cold coffee, just drink a energy drink... [url=http://yoursmiles.org/p-m
Title: Re: I need your help! DIY Instant Coffee Goodness
Post by: special-k on September 18, 2012, 02:55:57 PM
I don't get this fascination with cold coffee, just drink a energy drink...

Better yet, just take this shortcut:
http://www.hardrhino.com/products/caffeine-powder-pure-usp-pharma-grade.html (http://www.hardrhino.com/products/caffeine-powder-pure-usp-pharma-grade.html)
Title: Re: I need your help! DIY Instant Coffee Goodness
Post by: thatGuy on September 18, 2012, 06:00:11 PM
v0dka, man do you know what I would give for an ice cold Monster 20 miles into a hike?

But I'm not going to carry it that far!

HIKING is the key word there.
Title: Re: I need your help! DIY Instant Coffee Goodness
Post by: gapatriot on September 18, 2012, 07:40:11 PM
Dude they make this stuff that is a powder so its very light weight and it is a way better pick em up than any amount of coffee. Its kinda pricey tho and you can only find it from very secretive distributors. But its will really get you going.
Title: Re: I need your help! DIY Instant Coffee Goodness
Post by: thatGuy on September 18, 2012, 11:47:49 PM
But it tastes like hell GAP!!
Title: Re: I need your help! DIY Instant Coffee Goodness
Post by: EJR914 on September 19, 2012, 10:49:57 PM
But it tastes like hell GAP!!

But he'll probably do it anyway!  LOL