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how to express a dogs anal gland
« on: November 29, 2011, 04:20:14 AM »
ok so as the title says, this is a video on how to express a dogs anal gland. in the event of WROL BAWLS ect your not going to be able to see a vet when your dog starts licking his asshole and rubbing it on the carpet, and those are two signs that a dog needs his anal glands expressed.

my cousin is a vet and talked to him about this, my dog has been licking his ass alot lately so i brought it up to my cousin, he told my what most likely the problem was and how to go about doing it. i havent done it yet im going to have either him do it, or him show me.

and like the video says, this can lead to other painful and complicating problems, and yeah it sucks but it only takes a few mins. and we all love our dogs and no one wants to see there dog in pain.

http://www.ehow.com/video_2275318_express-dog_s-anal-gland.html

video is pretty dark but it gets the point across.

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Re: how to express a dogs anal gland
« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2011, 08:28:00 AM »
All I can say is, "Thank God my daughter works in a vets office!"



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Re: how to express a dogs anal gland
« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2011, 09:30:27 AM »
not gonna lie, i have had to do that to my dogs before....

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Re: how to express a dogs anal gland
« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2011, 02:02:05 PM »
Yup...  :-X
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Re: how to express a dogs anal gland
« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2011, 02:06:41 PM »
Put bran in their food. It hardens their stool and it expresses their anal gland.

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Re: how to express a dogs anal gland
« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2011, 04:00:09 PM »
Put bran in their food. It hardens their stool and it expresses their anal gland.


Doesn't that ruin the fun for both of you then?   :o

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Re: how to express a dogs anal gland
« Reply #6 on: November 29, 2011, 07:18:09 PM »
I ah...guess Chesty...ah...thx for posting that.

Well at least it is less bloody then castrating hogs.  My brother helped with that this past weekend with the farmer across the road. I ah...had to finish putting up some ah...oh yeah tong and grove.

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Re: how to express a dogs anal gland
« Reply #7 on: November 29, 2011, 11:34:47 PM »
Gross!  Oh wait I thought this was posted in the "Recreation" section.  Carry on.

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Re: how to express a dogs anal gland
« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2011, 02:47:58 AM »
She's not even wearing gloves.    :o
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Re: how to express a dogs anal gland
« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2011, 02:03:15 PM »
Have you guys ever smelled that butt musk? You think seeing it is gross!

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Re: how to express a dogs anal gland
« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2011, 02:16:44 PM »
Every time I see another reply to this topic a wave of nausea runs through me.  (insert puke emoticon)
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Re: how to express a dogs anal gland
« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2011, 04:24:53 PM »
Every time I see another reply to this topic a wave of nausea runs through me.  (insert puke emoticon)

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Re: how to express a dogs anal gland
« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2011, 05:25:42 PM »
lol special you have a week stomach. do you have dogs?

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Re: how to express a dogs anal gland
« Reply #13 on: December 01, 2011, 04:09:31 PM »
Huh.  :-\

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Re: how to express a dogs anal gland
« Reply #14 on: December 01, 2011, 07:10:25 PM »
my god, its rusty...

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Re: how to express a dogs anal gland
« Reply #15 on: December 13, 2011, 10:24:43 AM »
Just give them a can of pumpkins to eat, and the fiber will do it for you.  No need to touch anything.

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Re: how to express a dogs anal gland
« Reply #16 on: December 23, 2011, 12:38:40 PM »
I went a long time without watching this.
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