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Wife Is Making Me New Mask
« on: May 05, 2020, 08:35:29 PM »
Let me know if you all want any.

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Re: Wife Is Making Me New Mask
« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2020, 07:47:50 PM »
I got my new mask by going to the Bikini shop and buying the lower half of a French cut Bikini. All the women look at me like I'm crazy and all the guys give me a thumbs up. :lmfao:

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Re: Wife Is Making Me New Mask
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2020, 03:26:34 PM »
@PKVEazey    :thumbsUp:
:lmfao:

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Re: Wife Is Making Me New Mask
« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2020, 06:44:38 PM »
Sent that to wife a bit ago.  She does not believe its for real.  I have shown her it is and she bopped me.

It was great!

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Re: Wife Is Making Me New Mask
« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2020, 07:44:38 PM »
Yes, they were dumb as bricks under water.  Was fun for reporters though.

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https://www.wric.com/news/crime/melon-headed-and-malicious-two-suspects-rob-sheetz-with-watermelons-on-their-heads/


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Melon-headed and malicious: Two suspects stole from Sheetz with watermelons on their heads
by: Amelia Heymann, Ben Dennis
Posted: May 16, 2020 / 03:05 PM EDT   / Updated: May 18, 2020 / 08:40 AM EDT   

LOUISA, Va. (WRIC) — The Louisa Police Department said they have made an arrest after initially asking for the public’s help identifying two people suspected of stealing from a Sheetz while wearing hollowed-out watermelons on their heads.

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If you need a second magazine, its time to call in air support.

God created Man, Col. Sam Colt made him equal, John Moses Browning turned equality to perfection, Gaston Glock turned perfection into plastic fantastic junk.