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Off Topic/ B.S. => Trench Humor => Topic started by: JoJo on May 04, 2019, 09:13:13 PM

Title: When your 70 who cares
Post by: JoJo on May 04, 2019, 09:13:13 PM

> I was standing at the bar at the Legion Hall one night minding my own business.
>>   This FAT ugly chick came up behind me, grabbed my behind and said, "You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?"
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>>                       I said, "Yeah, you gotta pen?"
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>>                     She said, "Yeah, I got a pen".
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>>                     I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you."
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>>                     Cost me 6 stitches...but,
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>>                     When you’re 70 ...............who cares?
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>>                     I went to the CVS drug store and told the clerk "Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."
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>>                     Lady Clerk:  "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?”
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>>                     I said "Nah... She's purty good  lookin'....."
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>>                     When you’re 70..............who cares?
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>>                     I was talking to a young woman in the Polish Club last night.
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>>                     She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right.”
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>>                     I said, “If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you.”
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>>                     Cost me a fat lip, but...
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>>                     When you’re 68 ....who cares?
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>>                     I was telling a woman in the Lion’s Club about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her breasts.
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>>                     "Really" she said, "Go on then... try."
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>>                     After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born?"
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>>                     I said, "Yesterday."
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>>                     Cost me a kick in the ??????, but...
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>>                     When you’re 70...............who cares?
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>>                     I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today.
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>>                     The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.
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>>                     When you’re 70...............who cares?
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>>                     I went to our Farmers Club last night and saw a BIG woman dancing on a table.
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>>                     I said, "Good legs."
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>>                     The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so?"
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>>                     I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."
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>>                     Cost me 6 more stitches, but...
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>>                     When you’re 70...............who cares?
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Title: Re: When your 70 who cares
Post by: grizz on May 04, 2019, 09:44:06 PM

 :lmfao: :lmfao:

Title: Re: When your 70 who cares
Post by: Kbop on May 05, 2019, 08:20:56 AM

 :dancingGrenade: :roflmao:

Title: Re: When your 70 who cares
Post by: JohnyMac on May 05, 2019, 11:35:50 AM

 :thumbsUp: JoJo.  :cheers:

Title: Re: When your 70 who cares
Post by: zanedclark on May 05, 2019, 01:19:50 PM

Jo Jo you are so bad.

z