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Want To Make Your Local Police Feel Dumb
« on: April 18, 2018, 12:05:05 AM »
Go German on them.

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https://www.yahoo.com/news/headless-doll-triggers-major-police-operation-germany-075329482.html
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Headless doll triggers major police operation in Germany

Associated Press•April 17, 2018

In this April 16, 2018 photo a headless doll sits on meadow near Weinstadt, southern Germany. The doll triggered a larger rescue operation since first officers on spot assumed they discovered a human body. (Kohls/ Sueddeutsche Mediengesellschaft/dpa via AP)

BERLIN (AP) — An apparent headless body that prompted a major police operation in southern Germany has turned out to be a doll.

Police in Baden-Wuerttemberg state say a passer-by spotted what appeared to be a clothed but headless corpse covered in blood lying by a stream in Remstal, near Stuttgart, late Monday.

Officers cordoned off the suspected crime scene and firefighters were called to retrieve the body, which was lying in an inaccessible place.

In a statement Tuesday, police said that only once firefighters reached the site were they able to determine that it was, in fact, a doll.

If you need a second magazine, its time to call in air support.

God created Man, Col. Sam Colt made him equal, John Moses Browning turned equality to perfection, Gaston Glock turned perfection into plastic fantastic junk.