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Off Topic/ B.S. => Trench Humor => Topic started by: JoJo on February 23, 2018, 07:00:19 PM

Title: Think about this . . .
Post by: JoJo on February 23, 2018, 07:00:19 PM

 
 
             hmmmm... - think about this . . .
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>               Doctors
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>               (A)  The number of physicians in the  U.S. is
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>               700,000.
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>               (B)  Accidental deaths caused by Physicians
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>               per year are
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>               120,000.
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>               (C)  Accidental deaths per physician
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>               is
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>               0.171
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>               Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept. of
>               Health and Human Services.
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>               >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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>               Now think about this:
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>               Guns
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>               (A) The number of gun owners in the U.S.
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>               is
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>               80,000,000.
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>               (Yes, that's 80 million)
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>               (B)   The number of accidental gun deaths
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>               per year, all age groups,
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>               is
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>               1,500.
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>               (C)  The number of accidental deaths
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>               per gun owner
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>               is
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>               .0000188
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>               Statistics courtesy of FBI
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>               >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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>               So,      statistically, doctors are approximately
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>               9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.
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>               >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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>               Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.'
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>               >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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>               FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN,
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>               BUT
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>               Almost everyone has at least one doctor.
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>               This means you are over 9,000 times more likely to be killed by a doctor as by a gun owner!!!
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>               >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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>               Please alert your friends
>               to this
>               alarming threat.
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>               We must ban doctors
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>               before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!
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>               >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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>               Out of concern for the public at large,
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>               We  withheld the statistics on
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>               lawyers
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>               for  fear the shock would cause
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>               people to panic and seek medical  attention!

Title: Re: Think about this . . .
Post by: Deathstyle on February 23, 2018, 07:05:03 PM

I'll bring it up at my urgent care job tonight. They are generally more for gun control than against it. 😂

Title: Re: Think about this . . .
Post by: Nemo on February 23, 2018, 07:27:09 PM

Print a half dozen copies and as they get torn down and trashed you have a replacement copy to post.

Nemo

Title: Re: Think about this . . .
Post by: JohnyMac on February 25, 2018, 03:24:59 PM

Love it JoJo!

Title: Re: Think about this . . .
Post by: Kbop on February 25, 2018, 03:54:00 PM

LOL, i loved this.

American's, as a group, suck at threat analysis!

248,700,000 cars in the United States in 2016.
40,200 people died in car accidents in 2016.
cars are more dangerous than guns.

Fast Food causes more deaths than guns.
this list could go on :)

thanks JoJo, i needed a good laugh this afternoon.