Unchained Preppers
Off Topic/ B.S. => Trench Humor => Topic started by: JoJo on April 09, 2020, 01:30:25 PM
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Their coming to take me away.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Fn36l_z3WY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Fn36l_z3WY)
--Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
--I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.
--I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
--Still haven't decided where to go for Easter ----- The Living Room or The Bedroom ·
--PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
--I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone
--This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we laughed a lot.
--Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.
--My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.
--I'm so excited --- it's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?
--I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I'm getting tired of Los Livingroom.
--Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said "I hope I don't have the same teacher next year".... I'm offended. ·
--Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under Hope this at least makes you laugh!!
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Excellent
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Good job JoJo! :dancingBanana:
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The wife and I got a good chuckle or two!
Thanks