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Offline special-k

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Perpetual Motion Device
« on: August 10, 2018, 09:21:08 PM »
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Easy Perpetual Motion Device:

Duct tape a piece of buttered toast to the back of a domestic cat, then drop.

As cats always land on their feet, and toast always lands buttered side down, the cat will hover inches above the ground and spin rapidly as the universe tries to solve this cat/toast paradox.

Then simply insert a drive shaft into the cats arse and you have virtually unlimited power.

EDIT:  Being that the cat would never reach the ground, this would also serve as an anti-gravity device.
« Last Edit: August 10, 2018, 11:15:54 PM by special-k »
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Re: Perpetual Motion Device
« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2018, 01:05:33 PM »
LOL! :cheers:
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