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NOT politically correct jokes.
« on: April 17, 2017, 04:08:05 PM »
 You Know It’s Time to Diet When


You step on a talking scale and it says “One at a time please”
You dance and it makes the band skip
You are diagnosed with flesh eating virus and the doctor gives you 27 more years to live
Your blood type is Nutella
All of your high heels turn into flip flops
You could sell shade
You are banned from “All You Can Eat” venues
You put mayonnaise on aspirin
You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts
Your drivers license says “Picture continued on the other side
You ran away and they had to use all four sides of the milk carton for your picture
You learn you were born with a silver shovel in your mouth
When you backup a little horn can be heard
You order lunch at McDonalds and they call Burger King for backup
You need an appointment for an open house
You go on vacation and the Wendy’s down the street goes bankrupt
In principle, no less than in practice, socialism is the ideology of thieves and tyrants.