Thats nothin
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Wd-Q3F8KM[/url]
a mexican classic that happened at my home city never gets old
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b89CnP0Iq30[/url]
a mexican classic that happened at my home city never gets old
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b89CnP0Iq30[/url]
LOL! reminds me a little of this... [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqOzg2NLMQs[/url]
I don't know wtf is going on here...but I laugh.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHEFbX81XWQ&feature=player_embedded[/url]
Honk honk honk honk honk,
With (fat chicks name) up on the scooter.
Ije ije ije ije,
Gona ride with her for a while.
Ukke ukke ukke ukke,
It probably wont work for me.
But that doesn't mater, because I wait for her,
Alone I?ll be able to get it done.
(2X)
When I hear (fat chick) singing again.
I stand and happily dance to it.
Keep on looking at me,
I?ve got my own dance move,
Yeah for that fun talent,
I really and the right dude,
Oh (fat chick) why do you put me to the test?
Honk honk honk honk honk,
With (fat chicks name) up on the scooter.
Ije ije ije ije,
Gona ride with her for a while.
Ukke ukke ukke ukke,
It probably wont work for me.
But that doesn't mater, because I wait for her,
Alone I?ll be able to get it done.
(2X)
I drink again a couple of bottles,
which I see as the lady singers!
And than I don?t know who I?ve got to choose,
With (female name) under the shower,
With (female name) in the jacuzzi,
But something with (fat chick) looks good to me as well.
Honk honk honk honk honk,
With (fat chicks name) up on the scooter.
Ije ije ije ije,
Gona ride with her for a while.
Ukke ukke ukke ukke,
It probably wont work for me.
But that doesn't mater, because I wait for her,
Alone I?ll be able to get it done.
(2X)
I had to look up the lyrics on some parts, but It turns out that the guy is mentally handicapped who applied to "Hollands got talent" but wasn't given a chance now he's a YouTube star.
this guy fuckin rocks!
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 [/url] 8)
I'm posting this everywhere!!!!!!!! I think its one of the most unintentionally laugh your ass off video of all time.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8w_q8qEgU88[/url]
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Family reunion?
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Gawd that thing looks Virus ridden.
[url]http://m.thechive.com/2011/09/01/guy-loses-control-of-gun-everyone-has-a-good-laugh-video/[/url]
Third comment down on the page.
police training
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h67o2A3Yz-Y&feature=related[/url]
sadly it's realistic
this one made me chuckle...
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpZ24nPTmUo[/url]
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=civOdWxd4Kc[/url]
And of course the auto-tune song: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEaXZEE2Vig[/url]
If you don't laugh at this a kitty will die..
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eaNz3VaDHU[/url]
If you don't laugh at this a kitty will die..
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eaNz3VaDHU[/url]
[url]http://www.theonion.com/articles/congress-takes-group-of-schoolchildren-hostage,26207/[/url]
and reaction:
[url]http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/crime-scene/post/capitol-police-issue-all-clear-following-onion-tweets-article/2011/09/29/gIQAYs4J7K_blog.html[/url]
[url]http://www.theonion.com/articles/congress-takes-group-of-schoolchildren-hostage,26207/[/url]
and reaction:
[url]http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/crime-scene/post/capitol-police-issue-all-clear-following-onion-tweets-article/2011/09/29/gIQAYs4J7K_blog.html[/url]
Now that is funny.
I'm waiting for Sorcha Faal to get ahold of this one so I can read about it in the European Times.
He could never feel for you what I feel for Dave M.... never.
WOW...I just unwittingly turned this into the gayest thread ever.... :o
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Ah, Techno Viking you are truly an inspiration...Amen lol :))
Spongebob band - Solsagan ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kToUFG18Osc#[/url])
\m/
LOL! Catchy name. I guess sex sells. NOLA it's only a 1,000 mile drive from your place. Just say, "Hey baby, how do you feel about a road trip to get some fat ho?"
The Walking Dead Party Rock!!!!!! ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vBiB2B9AHU#ws[/url])
This is more of a wtf thing. [url]http://youtu.be/r_Ua8iOR0g8[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/r_Ua8iOR0g8[/url])
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cable cutters and sunshine... it's the most important part.
courtesy of my lady
They kind of looked like they were doing zombie impersonations. Wonder what that was all about?
That's the gayest moshing i've ever seen.
Getting punched in a mosh pit is part of moshing.
That's the gayest moshing i've ever seen.
Getting punched in a mosh pit is part of moshing.
that wasnt moshing...i hate those fucking karate kid fags, i go out of my way to destroy those guys in my pit...
I almost cried, I laughed so hard. Hitler rocked that one. The rancor pit was a cheap out for Vader. It would've been like Vader getting blitzed by a Tiger tank.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/user/boxxybabee#p/a/u/1/mhVhS1Z0-ig[/url] ([url]http://www.youtube.com/user/boxxybabee#p/a/u/1/mhVhS1Z0-ig[/url])
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I have two things to say about that.
Number 1. She is pretty cute.
Number 2. Bitches be crazy!!
so i just put a stocking over my dogs head and she was walking around blind and what not and my 5yo sister is yelling (while laughing) 'take it off shes gona die shes gona die !' loooool
so i just put a stocking over my dogs head and she was walking around blind and what not and my 5yo sister is yelling (while laughing) 'take it off shes gona die shes gona die !' loooool
I think it's sweet that she loves that dog and wants to save it's little life. LOL! Oh, and you're mean!
Another wtf? thing. [url]http://youtu.be/ZZ5LpwO-An4[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/ZZ5LpwO-An4[/url])
Spirit, I really did NOT want to laugh at that...but I did.Don't you just love my new pic?
Spirit, I really did NOT want to laugh at that...but I did.Don't you just love my new pic?
If I ever do, it'll be even better than this one.Spirit, I really did NOT want to laugh at that...but I did.Don't you just love my new pic?
Never ever change it.
What kind of tree can fit in your hand?
Another wtf? thing.
Another wtf? thing.
Damn it, Spirit! I'm watching this thing again! LOL
LMFAO!
Heres one that had me rolling cause I can see a few people on here doing this sorta thing...
Drunk History Christmas with Ryan Gosling, Jim Carrey and Eva Mendes ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBw8Jz7IwUY#noexternalembed-ws[/url])
Sent to me from a buddy of mine out in Fort Mac. I hope that it's a mistake. :))
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I'll take my chances with the hurricanes and flash mobs of seniors tripping out on viagra and ensure.
Hey Frosty whats that in 'Merican cause thats what we talk round here is 'merican, we dont want no soviet style metric system! :D-6 Celsius is 21 Fahrenheit and -99 Celsius comes up to -146 Fahrenheit.
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and more!!
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Reaver how do you know about sauna cuddle hug time?
WIN!!!
lol, don't ask me how I got here.... [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at
lol, at 1:03 IT cuts ass I think.. [img]http://www.smileydesign.n
Damn Trolls.... ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNlEUcd10iM#ws[/url])
LOL So that thing would basically become lamp fuel? LOL
I wouldn't have to worry about fuel for a while. lol
Feed me enough wildturkey 101 and I would hit it!! I would require a half gallon of whiskey and a 50 lbs bag of flour, the flour is to cover her in (so i can find the wet spot for you young bloods) :o.
Girls of StraightPrep.com
My wife showed me this last night. LOL!
Top Ten Reasons Why Some Men Favor Handguns Over Women.
1) You can trade in an old 44 for a new 22, no questions asked.
2) You can keep one handgun at home, and have another for when you're on the road.
3) If you admire a friends handgun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
4) Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a back up.
5) Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
6) A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
7) Handguns function normally every day of the month.
8) A handgun doesn't ask, "Do these grips make me look fat?"
9) A handgun doesn't mind of you go to sleep after you use it.
10) You can buy a silencer for a handgun!
Just ah, make sure they're unloaded. You don't want to be like this one couple I heard of on the news a few years back where the dumbass forgot to unchamber the final round and his blushing bride to a shot in the vag. :o She lived. Exited through her upper pelvic region shall we say.Girls of StraightPrep.com
i may have some pics like this one with my guns in them coming soon... >:D
keep your fingers crossed.
How did I never find out about Techno Viking before this? FML!
[url]http://youtu.be/VudJpH-ytH4[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/VudJpH-ytH4[/url])
i hope this happens more often
i hope this happens more often
Says the guy who runs a ak. [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at
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i thought we were supposed to post funny stuff........
P.S. Reaver if you watch this entire video I'll be really worried.
Funny, and can be used with large speakers to drive insurgents out of caves.
10 hours videos: This is sparta!! remix ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8r3cWM4JII#[/url])
P.S. Reaver if you watch this entire video I'll be really worried.
Funny, and can be used with large speakers to drive insurgents out of caves.
10 hours videos: This is sparta!! remix ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8r3cWM4JII#[/url])
P.S. Reaver if you watch this entire video I'll be really worried.
Funny, and can be used with large speakers to drive insurgents out of caves.
10 hours videos: This is sparta!! remix ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8r3cWM4JII#[/url])
P.S. Reaver if you watch this entire video I'll be really worried.
This song was stuck in my head last night...
MANY THANKS! lol
Funny, and can be used with large speakers to drive insurgents out of caves.
10 hours videos: This is sparta!! remix ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8r3cWM4JII#[/url])
P.S. Reaver if you watch this entire video I'll be really worried.
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This one's for you BWB.
SUICIDAL SASQUATCH CAUGHT ON VIDEO ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkiyl4IOpmE#[/url])
Mitt Romney Vs Ron Paul - BACK to the FUTURE ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtKPJ-Lx1sw#ws[/url])
Check out this guy I just found him on youtube hes awsome!!!!
Its Time! ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1HlUrIHhZY#[/url])
>:D
I love the Devi's Rejects. For a while, that movie stayed in my DVD player 24/7.
Yeah, Uncle Jessie was played by Denver Pyle. Sid Haig is Captain Spaulding.
Also, I need that video of that soldier going full retard with all that gear on.
This is who they let in the US Army ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ezUpjg_9fM#[/url])
this one?
Shit reminds me of when my cousin used to chew and spit in a Pepsi can and then forget about it and pick up the wrong can to drink. :))
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Best Judge Judy ending EVER!!!! ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAHMYCROfoE#ws[/url])
What....the fuck?
Thats why im voting for Obama!!!! And im not kidding im very serious if Ron Paul doesnt get the nom. Im voting Obama.
Thats why im voting for Obama!!!! And im not kidding im very serious if Ron Paul doesnt get the nom. Im voting Obama.
Ya'll know me. I talk a lot of shit about stuff and say a lot of things I probably shouldn't. But even I would never say something like that in public much less do it! [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at
If people dont want to solution why not hasten the downfall. People maybe ready to accept the constitution then.
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So where, exactly, are you going with this?Freud might say that the chocolate ice cream represents Obama's male member.
So where, exactly, are you going with this?
Freud might say that the chocolate ice cream represents Obama's male member.
Best Judge Judy ending EVER!!!! ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAHMYCROfoE#ws[/url])
What....the fuck?
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i don't know whether to be pissed or deliriously ROFL...
EPIC MEDIA FAIL: Blatant BLACKOUT of Ron Paul on C-SPAN ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz6lnseFxBE#ws[/url])
So there I was enjoying a two-martini lunch when the Battalion XO, Major Good Ideafairy, walks into my office and says, ?Lieutenant?I want you to run a joint end-of-year weapons range with the Koreans next month.? Anyone else think this is how those ?do?s and don?ts of range safety? videos start off?
It?s an annual thing ? Army units have to expend all remaining ammunition in their accounts by September 30th or they don?t get any the following year. The logic goes like this ? if Uncle Sam gives you 10,000 rounds of ammunition and one fiscal year to shoot them off, then failing to do so means you don?t need 10,000 rounds of ammunition. You probably only need 9,000 rounds and therefore you get a smaller allocation the following year.
So to avoid getting their ammunition accounts cut, most commanders set up a range in late September to go gun crazy before the end of the fiscal year. When you think about it, that means most commanders are cheating the system to ensure they have more ammunition than they really need, which puts an unnecessary burden on the logistics of the Army, but that?s beside the point. This story is all about how one dumbass, butterbar Lieutenant (me) planned, coordinated, and executed one such range and nearly got a lot of people maimed doing so.
The sheer volume of the ammo we had to shoot was staggering. The breakdown went something like this:
15,000 rounds of 5.56 ball ammo for the M-16
10,000 rounds of 9mm ammo for the pistol
7,000 rounds of 7.62mm for the M60 machine gun
2,000 rounds of 40mm grenades for the M203 grenade launcher
8 hand grenades
15 claymore mines
1 AT-4 rocket
The first indication that this range was destined for lore were the elderly Korean civilians walking leisurely downrange. No matter how much our interpreter implored them to leave (through a bullhorn), they were intent on gathering up rare indigenous roots for some pagan ritual (or just to sell at a local market) and had no interest in petty American qualifications.
?Should I put a round downrange near them to get our point across?? an NCO asked.
?Sure,? I replied.
In hindsight, I?m an idiot. Thankfully this NCO was a good shot and the tracer round that flew over atashi?s (the Korean word for gentleman) head had the desired effect. He picked up his one-eyed dragon wheelbarrow and left quickly, probably to inform his local politician that Americans were trying to kill him.
Didn?t matter. The range was officially open.
The second indicator that this was noy your standard range was the fact that we had every weapon in our arms room on the same firing line. Normally we break up weapons systems into different ranges here in the U.S. The M16 has it?s own range, the M9 has a smaller one, and the M-60 has a longer one. Not in Korea. Realistic training is the name of the game there because hey?in combat would you split up your weapons into different zones? Hell no. So we had everything rocking at the same time, which was perfectly legal at this point. Major Good Ideafairy?s guidance was clearly being met ? ?Don?t come home with a single round of ammo.?
In hindsight, he was an idiot to tell me this because inexperienced Lieutenants don?t know how to interpret orders, just follow them. So I did exactly what he said to do. There was no way I was bringing a round home.
By mid day, it was hot and blowing off ammo as fast as possible made many barrel?s scorch. Someone joked about a barrel glow bright red from all the ammo we were shooting?until it wasn?t a joke. I?ve never yelled ?CEASE FIRE!? so loud and flapped my arms so frantically in my 24-year career. I looked like Tiger Woods trying to deflect alimony suits.
With a ceasefire in effect (and no one injured), I figured it was time to walk down range and throw the 8 hand grenades we brought. Too bad only six of them exploded. Now I had a real problem. I couldn?t leave a dud on the range or some atashi like the previous one might step on it while collecting snipes. Luckily I had a stroke of brilliance.
?Let?s keep shooting and hope someone hits them.?
In hindsight?. this actually was a good idea, though I don?t recommend it. Within an hour of resuming fire I heard two distinct explosions downrange that could only be the two grenades that didn?t detonate. Cool. Now it was time for the big toe-poppers, but again, the Gods of EOD challenged me.
?There?s only two fucking clackers!? Sergeant First Class Snuffy said. We had fifteen claymore mines, but somehow the detonators had all disappeared. It was time for another stroke of innovative genius, but I was tapped having used mine for the day. Seconds later I heard one of the few phrases I hope to never hear again.
?Don?t worry sir. I know how to get rid of them,? Sergeant First Class Snuffy said. Major Good Ideafairy?s guidance echoed in my head again ? ?Don?t bring anything back,? so I nodded my head weakly. It was time for a red-barrel ceasefire anyway, so off he went with two other troops and a bag of mines. What could happen?
Thirty minutes later I was halfway through an MRE when my eyes wandered over a densely foliaged part of the range. There I beheld our masterful Sergeant First Class Snuffy waving his arm over his head. ?What is he?? I said as I choked down a dehydrated beef patty. Suddenly he dove for cover and BOOM!!!
?Jesus Christ!? more than one of us yelled. While explaining himself to the Sergeant Major after lunch, we learned that Sergeant First Class Snuffy had daisy-chained all fifteen claymores to two clackers to detonate them. He told his two soldiers, ?when you see me wave my hand and dive for my life, clack away.?
Oh. My. God.
At this point I figured I was too fucked to continue any semblance of a military career and started cutting my Lieutenant bar off my collar. But the mission wasn?t complete. There was still more ammo to expend and as much as I?d screwed up this range, I wasn?t a quitter. No one was dead after all. Just scared shitless. What we needed was a night fire!
In hindsight?we didn?t need a night fire. But we did it anyway. After all, tracers are really cool. Is there anyone who?s served in the Armed Forces who hasn?t ogled at the site of pretty red lights flying downrange at nearly the speed of sound and bouncing into the stratosphere? Who hasn?t wanted to shoot those same tracer rounds straight up into the air directly over the firing line?
Straight up!? Again I screamed ceasefire while flapping my arms, only to realize it was night and no one could see me. As I ran to the firing point where I?d just seen tracer rounds fired vertically over the line, I recognized my buddy (another Lieutenant) aiming his pistol straight up in the air and pulling the trigger as fast as he could.
?Dude!? I yelled. ?That shit comes down! Aim downrange!?
?Alright,? he says before turning the danger knob up a thousand notches. ?When are we gonna fire that AT-4?? he asks me.
AT-4? Oh mama.
Incredibly, though I offered it to every troop several times, no one wanted to fire the AT-4. I took this as them being so appreciative of me skillfully running this range that they wanted me to have the honor of firing it myself. In hindsight, the fear of grievous bodily harm coupled with the burning desire to abandon this range from hell was palpable. Nearly every man had had a brush with death at some point (there were other incidents that I?ll leave out for brevity) so firing off the biggest Roman Candle the Army made was somewhat daunting.
In hindsight, I will never fire that sonofabitch again. Being dark as five feet up a bull?s ass, there was no way I could have been expected to read the directions on the missile casing, despite the flashlight dangling from my web gear. So I simply aimed it downrange, checked the backblast area (which was not clear) and fingered the weapon for the BOOM!!
?Those triggers are sensitive, aren?t they?? Lieutenant Colonel Bearclaw, my Battalion Commander asked me two days later while I stood at attention in front of his desk. I would have responded had I heard him, but the ringing in my ears was persistent. There was not a hint of sarcasm in his voice, so I had the impression I was Phooked.
?Let?s see,? he started. ?Sniping at a civilian, destroying two weapons, firing dud-producing rounds, shooting at hand grenades, firing up but not down range, daisy chaining mines together, and firing an anti-tank weapon without clearing the backblast. Are you really even surprised this happened??
?Uh?,? I stammered. ?Yes??
?Not you,? he replied. ?You.? He glared at Major Good Ideafairy with the white hot intensity of a million suns. When I realized who he was addressing, I leaned ever-so-slightly to my left so he could get a clear shot at him.
?Sir?? Good Ideafairy replied.
I?ll never forget Bearclaw?s response.
?He did exactly what you told him to do-shoot off every round. And though the ends don?t justify the means and he is the dumbest moron in stupidville (his actual words), he at least showed creativity in accomplishing his mission and didn?t let petty obstacles, like civilians in the line of fire, stop him. I hold you responsible. You?re dismissed, Lieutenant.?
I was a cartoon character leaving a puff of smoke and a dangling hat behind me.
Major Good Ideafairy didn?t say much to me for the rest of our time in Korea. We all live with some regret and in hindsight, I was his.
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The context in which I saw the picture was hilarious.
your WTF moment for the day.
Tunak Tunak Tun HD! (Best Quality on YouTube) ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg-4c4uQmdo#ws[/url])
SP Members: "Don't you like those 'WTF' videos?"
Me: "Yes, I like to wave at them as they scroll by."
SP Members: "Don't you like those 'WTF' videos?"
Me: "Yes, I like to wave at them as they scroll by."
thats why people should quit labeling them wtf videos
it kills all the surprise of the WTF
your WTF moment for the day.
Tunak Tunak Tun HD! (Best Quality on YouTube) ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg-4c4uQmdo#ws[/url])
I laughed so hard I about fell out of my chair! :))
Miami Zombie Attack Prank!
Miami Zombie Attack Prank! ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4awVqRr1eCo#ws[/url])
we should probably get back to posting funny stuff on here..........Oh I'm sorry you're majesty, Are we jesters not funny enough?
Oh I'm sorry you're majesty, Are we jesters not funny enough?
Oh I'm sorry you're majesty, Are we jesters not funny enough?
So that explains the funny little shoes you've been sporting. [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at
lol u ar guys and your man barbies!!! [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at
lol u ar guys and your man barbies!!! [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at
yea.. us AR guys and our rifles that stay in one piece.
lol u ar guys and your man barbies!!! [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at
yea.. us AR guys and our rifles that stay in one piece.
Since when does an ar not come in two pieces. Isn't that a key design feature?
lol u ar guys and your man barbies!!! [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at
yea.. us AR guys and our rifles that stay in one piece.
Since when does an ar not come in two pieces. Isn't that a key design feature?
lol u ar guys and your man barbies!!! [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at
yea.. us AR guys and our rifles that stay in one piece.
Since when does an ar not come in two pieces. Isn't that a key design feature?
the point is that it STAYS that way until you manipulate it otherwise.
Two halves of a receiver = one AR15. Five toes = one shoe.
With me you should stick, young Padawan. Much to learn you have.
lol u ar guys and your man barbies!!! [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at
yea.. us AR guys and our rifles that stay in one piece.
Since when does an ar not come in two pieces. Isn't that a key design feature?
BURN from a teenager!
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.... pardon me for saying this about my own sister but yea she's pretty hot. :o
.... pardon me for saying this about my own sister but yea she's pretty hot. :o
Joe Dirt - She's My Sister ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDKX1-_vQYw#[/url])
anyone who has kids should appreciate this...
Dora the Explorer Movie Trailer (with Ariel Winter) ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnpTcrtsN3U#ws[/url])
anyone who has kids should appreciate this...
Dora the Explorer Movie Trailer (with Ariel Winter) ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnpTcrtsN3U#ws[/url])
Hell yeah, I hate Dora the Explorer. My daughter watches it all the time, and calls out all the characters on demand anytime she sees them on some little kids crap.
[url]http://youtu.be/Rn8gk-G9YUg[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/Rn8gk-G9YUg[/url])
Can you not get butt hurt about anything?
you ever notice that Dora (hispanic bi-lingual) is the hero of the show, and her sidekick (who only speaks English, and needs help with everything all the time) is a monkey? :-XYeah, its complete BS. I don't allow it to be watch in my house, but she still watches it at the lady who keeps her sometimes house. I've also noticed other very subtle things to make the "Gringos" look bad and stupid, while making the Hispanics the heros. Its like reverse racism.
New Prius Helps Environment By Killing Its Owner ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXEddCLW3SM#ws[/url])
This'ell rustle your jimmies. [url]http://youtu.be/SPk_2L0mlo0[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/SPk_2L0mlo0[/url])
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I don't find it funny at all. I really laugh at the way you react. :D
Troll-bait. Lol :))I don't find it funny at all. I really laugh at the way you react. :Doh cmon bro, haven't you noticed that I target you when I feel like trolling? it's all in good fun.
LOL that dumbass, you know her weave didn't stop a fucking bullet.
it has become obvious that what defines funny most certainly changes from generation to generation. what disturbs me is that I'm not all that much older than Kobalt. maybe 5 or 6 years? [img]http://www.arrse.co.uk/at
is this really my generation?
New Ad Urges Hipsters To Go To Applebee's Ironically ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpSo-VJTeE8#ws[/url])
Ron Paul Makes Campaign Stop In Whimsical Jalopy ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auZCn13tgfs#ws[/url])
That applebee's commercial makes me want to punch myself in the head repeatedly.
That applebee's commercial makes me want to punch myself in the head repeatedly.
Kinda made me want to punch a Hipster in the mouth, but everything makes me want to deck a Hipster.
That applebee's commercial makes me want to punch myself in the head repeatedly.
Kinda made me want to punch a Hipster in the mouth, but everything makes me want to deck a Hipster.
too bad you've arrived so late in the game. I've been decking hipsters in the mouth since WAYYYY back, before it went all mainstream and shit.
James Corbett's most recent sarcastic shitshow. enjoy.
:))
How to Foil Your Own Terror Plot ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6LGZtjpdJg#ws[/url])
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I dont get the whole beards being cool thing.
I dont get the whole beards being cool thing.It's okay babyface, maybe one day you will grow whiskers and understand too!
BTW, a comb and conditioner is a must for proper beard maintenance!
.... this beard thing sounds way too high maintanence.
baby face gets way more pussy than the beard :))
baby face gets way more pussy than the beard :))
Then wtf is my problem... LOL jk
But probably true, most woman dislike a beard.. Scratches the pussy... just sayin..
baby face gets way more pussy than the beard :))
Then wtf is my problem... LOL jk
But probably true, most woman dislike a beard.. Scratches the pussy... just sayin..
No my friend, the stubble scratches... The full grown mountain man beard tickles in pleasurable ways ;D
I gotta say when im out on the prowl no beard when I hook em and get comfortable im like "this is sparta!!!!"
I am going to settle this issue.
Make a deal with your lady, Tell her you don't care one way or the other and she what she does... No one likes shaving, it is an affront to the sensibilities of God, man and beast.
Did you know that an honest beard defeats a facial scanner?
Did you sunlight doesn't reflect off of a beard but it does a shaved face.
The average man spends 60 hours a year shaving, 3,300 hours in a life time.. that is a year and a half, 8 hours a day, 40 a week.
Nearly 70% of American women prefer a clean-shaven man, the other 30% are wild lovers.
The only people in this world who don't like beards are those who feel like lesser men because they can't grow them, this includes the women.
last time i told a gf i was gonna quit shaving she said if i did so would she
look all im saying is if you boys gotta put your face down there to make 'em happy your doing something wrong!!!! I have a great beard going and I aint ate pussy in like 7 years and havent heard a single gal complain. 8) Nola has seen a very smiling face from one!
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Great to see you getting use outta that bush rag you made Ken lol
Ranger up campaign parody vid,lol.
[url]http://youtu.be/RKO28wlb3yk[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/RKO28wlb3yk[/url])
Ranger up campaign parody vid,lol.
[url]http://youtu.be/RKO28wlb3yk[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/RKO28wlb3yk[/url])
Ranger up campaign parody vid,lol.
[url]http://youtu.be/RKO28wlb3yk[/url] ([url]http://youtu.be/RKO28wlb3yk[/url])
is the singer nutnfancy?
I think folks are confusing stupid for funny.
LOLOLOLOLOL the video reminded me of someone I know. Even the look on the dudes face.Yeah man. TG can be one focused mo'fo sometimes.
APD does it again!
[url]http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/lawsuit-alleges-police-officer-tasered-10-old-school-152530178.html[/url] ([url]http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/lawsuit-alleges-police-officer-tasered-10-old-school-152530178.html[/url])
Thatgirl....I clicked on your profile and found something to be curious.
Why would you be at my moms house? :o
Please Move The Deer Crossing ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI8UPHMzZm8#ws[/url])
This is yet another example of just how dumb people can be.
"Here's your sign" -Jeff Foxworthy
Well, the truths out... I'm racist! All you white guys look the same to me, I can't tell you apart.LOL She's got ya there TG! :))
So if you ever find me in the arms of another man, TG, it's an honest mistake- I totally thought it was you ;)
I do have better beard!!!!! And a larger well.....
I do have better beard!!!!! And a larger well.....
You have a larger well you say, that will be great for staying stocked up on water! Thank goodness I read that carefully, at first I thought you were referencing a certain body part :o
As far as the beard goes I'd have to see it to believe it, I've always thought that TG could be a hair model for suave conditioner...
I've had that song stuck in my head all day too...
"Ron Paul" ? A BLR Soundbite ([url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igQlbesF0zA#ws[/url])
These fucking parodies are so fucking funny! Holy shit.
Holy shit. Just watched this again for like the 100th time.
The hardest part is to shoot Ramone....I know it. (http://www.freesmileys.or
BAM!
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So, I get this facebook message from TG titled "Quit Pol-ing my heartstrings and Khmer", with the following series of Valentine's requests...
([url]http://memeblender.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/dictator-valentines.jpg[/url])
First valentine he's ever given me-- who says you can't change a man
you're welcome..
(that was my lady's valentine to me and I passed it on to TG :P)
DON'T EMBARGO MY LOVE! ;ladsf;ldjasfkflkjdsfla jbwaaahahahahahaha BE MEIN (http://www.smileyvault.co
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I don't know, a girl looking like that, and you're towing a boat? They may have missed a golden opportunity. I would have tried to get her to the lake, then if that didn't pan out, went and found a junkie or somebody else walking down the road to smoke out. Women tend to get pretty uninhibited on a boat. Damn, I miss my boat!
Don't laugh...In part they are right.
What The Fuck Did I Just Watch?I'm more concerned how you ended up in that dark corner of the internetz. :facepalm:
Cover is for pussies :lmfao:
Iraq Al Maliki militia agains resistance sniper
[url]http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=560_1393354909[/url] ([url]http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=560_1393354909[/url])
But for some reason I am reminded of "Ow My Balls" (Idiocracy reference.)DUDE! I like love that show, man....
Bubbles!... pew...pew... got you.
:lmfao: Looks like the big bad Easter bunny ate John Wayne. :hiding:
Watch out Rvr! :zombitron:
Remember RvR, APX is from Argentina. He doesn't have the much admired John Wayneish developed patriotic gene as you and I ;) :cheers:
Remember RvR, APX is from Argentina. He doesn't have the much admired John Wayneish developed patriotic gene as you and I ;) :cheers:
new anti drone technology tested.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeFBjF7fRc8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeFBjF7fRc8)
The gift that just keeps on giving.
With that written, do not underestimate this clown. Many folks underestimated Mr. Trump and he is now President.
Don't worry!
We'll probably end up with Nancy Pelosi's nephew, California Governor Gavin Newsom, as the 1st Post-TRUMP Democrat President. :suicide:
Don't worry!
We'll probably end up with Nancy Pelosi's nephew, California Governor Gavin Newsom, as the 1st Post-TRUMP Democrat President. :suicide:
Joke thread and that is not a joke. That is scary!
found on the web:
My family on the Corona Virus
Dec 2019 me; we should keep an eye on this. family; you're a hypochondriac.
Jan 2020 me; we should stock up. family; you're being dramatic.
Feb 2020 Family; what should we be doing? me; i explain pandemic preparedness.
Mar 2020 Family; ignore everything i or the DH&SC said and stockpile toilet paper. me, :faint:
Remember Epstein?
Nemo
(https://i.imgur.com/xum32d1.jpg)