Unchained Preppers
Off Topic/ B.S. => Trench Humor => Topic started by: JoJo on November 13, 2017, 10:36:05 AM
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Hello! Is this Gino's Pizza?
No sir - it's Google Pizza.
I must have dialed a wrong number. Sorry.
No sir - Google bought Gino's Pizza last month.
OK. I would like to order a pizza.
Do you want your usual, sir?
My usual - you know me?
According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses - sausage - pepperoni - mushrooms and meat balls on a thick crust.
OK - that's what I want .
May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta - arugula - sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat, gluten free, thin crust?
What? I detest vegetables.
Your cholesterol is not good, sir.
How the hell do you know?
Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.
Okay, but I do not want your rotten vegetable pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol.
Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you only purchased a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once, at Drugsale Network, 4 months ago.
I bought more from another drugstore
That doesn't show on your credit card statement.
I paid in cash.
But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement.
I have other sources of cash.
That doesn't show on your last tax return unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law.
WHAT THE HECK? ! ! ! !
I'm sorry, sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you..
Enough already! I'm sick to death of Google - Facebook - Twitter - WhatsApp and all the others!! I'm going to an island without internet - cable TV - where there is no cell phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me !!
I understand sir - but you need to renew your passport first. It expired 6 weeks ago
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yepper,
this one came out in 2007 i think.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AT9ho2G0N_Y (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AT9ho2G0N_Y)
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Enough already! I'm sick to death of Google - Facebook - Twitter - WhatsApp and all the others!! I'm going to an island without internet - cable TV - where there is no cell phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me !!
I understand sir - but you need to renew your passport first. It expired 6 weeks ago
As funny as this is, it is becoming a more prominent reality. So so sad.
Some days i curse this African continent for being so far behind the rest of the world, and other days i wonder if that may be what saves us.
:zombitron:
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@Rogue-Metalsmith
slower to adopt allows you to view the effects in advance but that only buy's you a little time.
I wish you luck.
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LOL. :lmfao: