Unchained Preppers

Off Topic/ B.S. => Trench Humor => Topic started by: thatGuy on February 01, 2016, 12:59:55 PM

Title: Girlfriends say the damnedest things..
Post by: thatGuy on February 01, 2016, 12:59:55 PM
The new girl is kind of a fitness buff, so we eat a lot of brown rice and let me tell you that stuff gets spendy when you buying it by the pound!

So the girl doesn't know my back story, doesn't really know much except that I carry a gun, can fix anything always seem to have what she needs.. Ibuprofen, band aids, watch cap, batteries, jacket, water and that kind of basic stuff right?

So we are at the grocery store and the first spot she hits is the brown rice, precut frozen vedge and chicken thighs.. and I'm all 'nope.. put that shit back we're going to the restaurant supply house.'

We bought a gallon jar of picked hot Italian vedge, 50lbs of brown rice, a gallon of peanut butter, 5lbs of frozen mixed berrys, 40lbs of hand deboned thighs and 5lbs of walnuts for like $80..

while we were waiting in line she looks up at me and says 'can we prepare for the end of the world?' All I could think to say is 'we?'

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Title: Re: Girlfriends say the damnedest things..
Post by: JohnyMac on February 01, 2016, 04:17:08 PM
Ohhhhhhh TG. I truly worry about you.  ;)

On another note: Glad you are pinching those penny's. New girl friends cost $$$$  :cheers:
Title: Re: Girlfriends say the damnedest things..
Post by: JoJo on February 01, 2016, 06:03:12 PM
As long as she didn't say "What are you nuts?"
She sounds like a keeper to me. Preppers need love to and you can't save that for TEOTWAWKI.
Title: Re: Girlfriends say the damnedest things..
Post by: Kbop on February 01, 2016, 06:15:54 PM
i'm with JoJo, if she is still returning your calls, she's a keeper  :thumbsUp:
Title: Re: Girlfriends say the damnedest things..
Post by: thatGuy on February 01, 2016, 06:38:49 PM
She is the bee's knees gang.. We went to the gun store (my buddy owns it) and fondled every pistol and rifle in the place from left to right and she said she wants 'all of them.'
Title: Re: Girlfriends say the damnedest things..
Post by: Nemo on February 01, 2016, 06:54:32 PM
Just make sure you have a proper quantity and packaging for gaskets.  You know, those things that prevent unwanted fluids transfer between 2 mating surfaces.

And where is that supply store.  I need to find one to shop at.  Between that, the steer out back and LDS cannery, I would never go into a grocery store again.

Nemo
Title: Re: Girlfriends say the damnedest things..
Post by: thatGuy on February 01, 2016, 07:05:45 PM
http://www.shamrockfoods.com/ (http://www.shamrockfoods.com/)

Those packings are useless... She's got that copper wear plate so no worries. Like I said she is the bee's knees!
Title: Re: Girlfriends say the damnedest things..
Post by: Nemo on February 01, 2016, 09:35:16 PM
She's got that copper wear plate so no worries.

As in one of them belts from way back with a lock on it?

Nemo
Title: Re: Girlfriends say the damnedest things..
Post by: DMCakhunter on February 01, 2016, 09:38:27 PM
Congrats!
Title: Re: Girlfriends say the damnedest things..
Post by: brat on February 02, 2016, 07:12:56 AM
She wants to "prepare for the end of the world" and wants "all the guns in the store" ?

TG you struck gold.   :pirateThumbUp: