Author Topic: Frank Feldman  (Read 492 times)

Offline JoJo

  • Hardcore Prepper
  • ******
  • Posts: 2485
  • Karma: +8/-0
Frank Feldman
« on: November 10, 2018, 10:25:02 PM »
 


A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi that is just going by.

 

He gets into the taxi and the cabbie says. "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."

 

Passenger: "Who?"

 

Cabbie: "Frank Feldman, he's a guy who did everything right, all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab. Things happened like that to Frank Feldman, every single time."

 

Passenger: "There are always a few clouds  over everybody."

 

Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a  terrific athlete. He could have won a Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with  the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star. And you should have heard him play the piano!  He was an amazing  guy."

 

Passenger: "Sounds like he was somebody really special."

 

Cabbie: "Oh hell, there's more.”  He had a  memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about  wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat it with. And he could fix anything. Not like me, I change a fuse and the whole street blacks out. But  Frank Feldman, he could do everything right."

 

Passenger: "Wow, some guy then!"

 

Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them.  But Frank, he never made mistakes and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never argue back, even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the  perfect man!  I never knew him to make a mistake!  No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman."

 

Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"

 

Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank.  He died and I married his wife!"
In principle, no less than in practice, socialism is the ideology of thieves and tyrants.

Offline JohnyMac

  • Administrator
  • *****
  • Posts: 14774
  • Karma: +23/-0
Re: Frank Feldman
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2018, 09:12:31 AM »
LOL!  :thumbsUp:
Keep abreast of J6 arrestees at https://americangulag.org/ Donate if you can for their defense.

Offline Nemo

  • Hardcore Prepper
  • ******
  • Posts: 6363
  • Karma: +17/-2
  • From My Cold Dead Hands
Re: Frank Feldman
« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2018, 09:43:45 AM »
Hi Folks, my name is really Frank Feldman.

Nemo
If you need a second magazine, its time to call in air support.

God created Man, Col. Sam Colt made him equal, John Moses Browning turned equality to perfection, Gaston Glock turned perfection into plastic fantastic junk.