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Off Topic/ B.S. => Trench Humor => Topic started by: 505th.NM.Militia on August 28, 2011, 04:54:04 PM

Title: Favorite jokes!
Post by: 505th.NM.Militia on August 28, 2011, 04:54:04 PM
I'll start!

"So, A black guy, a Puerto Rican, and a Mexican walk into a bar with their mom..."

 ;D ;D  ;D
Title: Re: Favorite jokes!
Post by: Kobalt on August 28, 2011, 06:21:47 PM
A blonde, A ginger and a brown haired girl are running from the cops.(Probably Preppers). So the ginger hides in a trash can. The brown haired girl hides in a box. and the blonde hides in a potato bag. The cops kick the trash can. And the ginger barks. The cops kick the box. The brown haired girl Meows. And the cops Kick the potato, And the blonde says POTATO!
Title: Re: Favorite jokes!
Post by: mountainredneck2051 on August 28, 2011, 06:55:04 PM
funniest joke i know,




hope and change
Title: Re: Favorite jokes!
Post by: Reaver on August 28, 2011, 07:50:25 PM
Woman's Rights. ;D  ::)

(http://i625.photobucket.com/albums/tt331/juba811/seriously.gif)
Title: Re: Favorite jokes!
Post by: Outonowhere on August 28, 2011, 09:27:39 PM
Woman's Rights. ;D  ::)

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LMAO
Title: Re: Favorite jokes!
Post by: Burt Gummer on August 29, 2011, 04:12:50 AM
Woman's Rights. ;D  ::)
>:( equal rights not special rights
That's what your were talking about RIGHT?
Title: Re: Favorite jokes!
Post by: Reaver on August 29, 2011, 09:16:18 AM
Woman's Rights. ;D  ::)
>:( equal rights not special rights
That's what your were talking about RIGHT?

Of course.
Title: Re: Favorite jokes!
Post by: rah45 on August 29, 2011, 10:07:00 AM
Woman's Rights. ;D  ::)
>:( equal rights not special rights
That's what your were talking about RIGHT?

Sticks foot in mouth.

 ;D

Fixed it for ya!
Title: Re: Favorite jokes!
Post by: Reaver on August 29, 2011, 10:47:41 AM
 ;) Thanks man. Appreciate that one.
Title: Re: Favorite jokes!
Post by: southern patriot on August 30, 2011, 01:23:27 AM
A bible joke-

Ruth and boaz-


As you know,Ruth waited patiently for years on her boaz...
So ladies,while waiting on YOUR boaz dont settle for any of his relatives...brokeaz,poaz,lyinaz,dumbaz,cheapaz,lazyaz,lockedupaz and marriedaz....and especially his third cousin beatinyoaz....
So wait patiently for your boaz and make sure he respects yoaz!!
Title: Re: Favorite jokes!
Post by: Reaver on August 30, 2011, 02:28:04 AM
I got some pretty sick favorites but according to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w29ZyU9CpI

As long as its not ignorant I can post it.  ;D

So,
What's the worst thing about a bald pussy?
What's the best thing about 34 year olds?
I got others but I am going to stop at this...
Title: Re: Favorite jokes!
Post by: Burt Gummer on August 30, 2011, 02:45:18 AM
For some reason jokes like that just come out of the wood work during deployment don't they?
Title: Re: Favorite jokes!
Post by: Reaver on August 30, 2011, 03:06:21 PM
For some reason jokes like that just come out of the wood work during deployment don't they?

Lol, they started at Pre-Mob for me.

Pretty sick huh? I won't give the answers for fear of reprisal. Unless you fellas say its ok.
Title: Re: Favorite jokes!
Post by: Burt Gummer on August 30, 2011, 03:09:55 PM
NO >:(
Title: Re: Favorite jokes!
Post by: Reaver on August 30, 2011, 08:37:35 PM
NO >:(

;D ;)
Title: Re: Favorite jokes!
Post by: 505th.NM.Militia on August 31, 2011, 01:09:34 AM
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Title: Re: Favorite jokes!
Post by: kindredspirit on August 31, 2011, 08:55:22 AM
Woman's Rights. ;D  ::)

([url]http://i625.photobucket.com/albums/tt331/juba811/seriously.gif[/url])



What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?
If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for the next 20 years!!
Title: Re: Favorite jokes!
Post by: sledge on August 31, 2011, 10:54:31 AM
Woman's Rights. ;D  ::)

([url]http://i625.photobucket.com/albums/tt331/juba811/seriously.gif[/url])



What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?
If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for the next 20 years!!


 :)) No truer words have ever been spoken.  Are females taught this in some special class they have or are they just born with the knowledge?
Title: Re: Favorite jokes!
Post by: Burt Gummer on August 31, 2011, 11:25:46 AM
What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?
If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for the next 20 years!!
I haven't laughed like that in some time, MORE!  :D
Title: Re: Favorite jokes!
Post by: southern patriot on August 31, 2011, 04:41:23 PM
Woman's Rights. ;D  ::)

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What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?
If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for the next 20 years!!


Still watin to be laid right,and still getn walked all over :-[
Title: Re: Favorite jokes!
Post by: mountainredneck2051 on September 01, 2011, 12:47:58 PM
What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?
If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for the next 20 years!!

and linoleum gets worn out from getting walked on very quickly