Author Topic: Engineer  (Read 532 times)

Offline JoJo

  • Hardcore Prepper
  • ******
  • Posts: 2485
  • Karma: +8/-0
Engineer
« on: May 29, 2017, 10:33:50 PM »
An Engineer dies... and goes to Hell. Dissatisfied with the level of comfort, he starts designing and building improvements. After a while, Hell has air conditioning, flush toilets and escalators. The engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day God calls and asks Satan, "So, how's it going down there?"

Satan says, "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and
flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God is horrified. "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake - he
should never have gone down there! You know all engineers go to Heaven. Send him up here!"

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff. I'm keeping
him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

"Yeah, right," Satan laughs, "and where are you going to get a lawyer
In principle, no less than in practice, socialism is the ideology of thieves and tyrants.

Offline JohnyMac

  • Administrator
  • *****
  • Posts: 14774
  • Karma: +23/-0
Re: Engineer
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2017, 09:17:58 AM »
Ha, ha, ha.  ;)
Keep abreast of J6 arrestees at https://americangulag.org/ Donate if you can for their defense.

Offline Erick

  • Committed prepper
  • *****
  • Posts: 989
  • Karma: +9/-0
Re: Engineer
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2017, 07:55:07 PM »
 :thumbsUp:
Every day, men who will follow orders to kill you, exercise. Do you?