Unchained Preppers
Off Topic/ B.S. => Trench Humor => Topic started by: Nemo on December 20, 2016, 01:04:39 AM
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Political correctness gets to Appalachia.
Nemo
Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America , people who live in or are from northeast Alabama , north Georgia , Kentucky , Tennessee and West Virginia will no longer be referred to as 'HILLBILLIES'.
You must now refer to them as:
“APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.”
And furthermore, HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a 'BREASTED AMERICAN.'
2. She is not 'EASY' - She is 'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'
3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is a 'LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.'
4. She has not 'BEEN AROUND' - She is a 'PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.'
5. She does not 'NAG' you - She becomes 'VERBALLY REPETITIVE.'
6. She is not a 'TWO-BIT HOOKER' - She is a ’LOW COST PROVIDER.'
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
1. He does not have a 'BEER GUT' - He has developed a 'LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.'
2. He is not a 'BAD DANCER' - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN.”
3.. He does not 'GET LOST ALL THE TIME' - He ”INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.'
4. He is not 'BALDING' - He is in 'FOLLICLE REGRESSION.'
5. He does not act like a 'TOTAL ASS' He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION.' (Don’t you love this one?)
6. It's not his 'CRACK' you see hanging out of his pants - It's 'TROUSER CLEAVAGE.
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