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Offline JoJo

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Coma
« on: June 19, 2018, 08:43:12 PM »
 Did you hear about the Italian woman from New York who was six months pregnant who goes into a eight months coma. When she finally woke up in the hospital she is informed by the nurse that while she was in her coma she delivered twins, a girl and a boy.The babies are healthy and her brother from the Bronx named them.
 My brother is such an idiot , what could he have named them?
 When the nurse answered Denise, the woman thought that was quite nice and perhaps her brother wasn't quite the idiot she feared. "And what is my sons name?" she inquired
 The nurse answered "Denephew" 
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Re: Coma
« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2018, 07:15:19 AM »
 :facepalm: :lmfao:

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Re: Coma
« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2018, 05:22:22 PM »
 :facepalm: :pirateThumbUp:
"Blackouts are God's way of saying, 'Don't worry 'bout it".