Author Topic: Is it coming to this?  (Read 472 times)

Offline JoJo

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Is it coming to this?
« on: November 13, 2017, 10:36:05 AM »
 

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        Hello! Is this Gino's  Pizza?


        No sir - it's Google Pizza.


        I must have dialed a wrong number.  Sorry.

         

        No sir - Google bought Gino's Pizza last month.

         

        OK.  I would like to order a pizza.


        Do you want your usual, sir?


        My usual - you know me?


        According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses - sausage - pepperoni - mushrooms and meat balls on a thick crust.

         

        OK - that's what I want .


        May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta - arugula - sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat, gluten free, thin crust?


        What?  I detest vegetables.


        Your cholesterol is not good, sir.


        How the hell do you know?


        Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.

         

        Okay, but I do not want your rotten vegetable pizza!   I already take medication for my cholesterol.

         

        Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly.  According to our database, you only purchased a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once, at Drugsale Network, 4 months ago.

         

        I bought more from another drugstore


        That doesn't show on your credit card statement.

         

        I paid in cash.


        But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement.

         

        I have other sources of cash.


        That doesn't show on your last tax return unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law.

         

        WHAT THE HECK? ! ! ! !


        I'm sorry, sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you..


        Enough already!  I'm sick to death of Google - Facebook - Twitter - WhatsApp and all the others!!   I'm going to an island without internet - cable TV - where there is no cell phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me !!

         

        I understand sir - but you need to renew your passport first.  It expired 6 weeks ago

     
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Re: Is it coming to this?
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2017, 07:06:59 PM »
yepper, 

this one came out in 2007 i think.
« Last Edit: November 13, 2017, 07:09:32 PM by Kbop »

Offline Rogue-Metalsmith

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Re: Is it coming to this?
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2017, 04:36:43 AM »


        Enough already!  I'm sick to death of Google - Facebook - Twitter - WhatsApp and all the others!!   I'm going to an island without internet - cable TV - where there is no cell phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me !!

         

        I understand sir - but you need to renew your passport first.  It expired 6 weeks ago

   

As funny as this is, it is becoming a more prominent reality. So so sad.
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Re: Is it coming to this?
« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2017, 05:42:07 AM »
@Rogue-Metalsmith

slower to adopt allows you to view the effects in advance but that only buy's you a little time.
I wish you luck.

Offline JohnyMac

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Re: Is it coming to this?
« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2017, 08:23:01 AM »
LOL.  :lmfao:
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