Unchained Preppers
Off Topic/ B.S. => Trench Humor => Topic started by: grizz on June 16, 2018, 03:27:32 PM
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Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder
(Thank goodness there's a name for this.)
This is how it manifests itself: I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.
As I start toward the garage to get my bucket, soap and shammy, I notice mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mailbox earlier.
I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.
I lay my car keys on the table, put the junk mail in the trash can under the table and notice that the can is full.
So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the trash first.
But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the trash anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.
I take my check book off the table and see that there is only one check left.
My extra checks are in my desk in the den, so I go inside the house to my desk where I find the can of Pepsi I'd been drinking.
I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to put the Pepsi aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over.
The Pepsi is getting warm and I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.
As I head toward the kitchen with the Pepsi, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye ... they need water.
I put the Pepsi on the counter and discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning.
I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers.
I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a pitcher with water and suddenly spot the satellite remote.
Someone left it on the kitchen table.
I realize that tonight, when we sit down to watch "The Walking Dead," I'll be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.
I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.
So, I set the remote back on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.
Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.
At the end of the day: The garden isn't watered, the car isn't washed, the trash is still in the can, the bills aren't paid, there's a warm can of Pepsi sitting on the counter, the flowers don't have enough water, there's still only one check in my check book, I can't find the remote, I can't find my glasses and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.
Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day and I'm really tired.
Don't laugh ... if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!
PS, Don't even ask me about the water bill!
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:lmfao: :lmfao:
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I resent that :sarcasm:
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Did you misspell that? I represent his remark.
Nemo
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Err what were we talking about?