Spent a year or 3 in Poughkeepsie 60 couple years ago and 1 year in Owego 50 odd years back.
Currently in central Virginia*.
You need to move south.
Nemo
*To be a Virginian by birth, marriage, adoption, or even on one's mother's side it an introduction to every state in the union, a passport to any foreign country and a benediction from above.