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Offline JoJo

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Rodent removal date
« on: July 28, 2018, 04:32:23 PM »


 From an email.




                    Rodent Removal Date
                    In this crazy political season I decided a little religion might be appropriate so here is a short Bible study.
                     
                    Remember what Jesus said: 'Goats on the left, sheep on the right' (Matthew 25:33).
                     
                    Jesus also told Peter that if he wanted to catch fish do it from the right side of the boat. They did and filled the boat with fish.
                     
                    John  21:6 (NIV) ... He said, "Throw your net on the right side of the boat and you will find some." When they did, they were unable to haul the net in because of the large number of fish."
                     
                    Origin of Left & Right...I have often wondered why it is that Conservatives are called the right" and Liberals are called the "left".
                     
                    By chance I stumbled upon this verse in the Bible: Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV) - "The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left." Thus sayeth the Lord.  Amen.
                     
                    It surely can't get any simpler than that.
                     
                    Spelling Lesson:
                    The last four letters in American..........I Can
                    The last four letters in Republican....... I Can
                    The last four letters in Democrats........ Rats
                     
                    End of lesson! ...Test to follow on 6th November 2018.
                     
                    Remember, November 2018 is to be set aside as rodent removal month.
                     
                    Please share this Bible Lesson with all your Friends and E-mail buddies to help Achieve that Goal.
                     
                    Never grow a Wishbone where a backbone ought to be.

In principle, no less than in practice, socialism is the ideology of thieves and tyrants.