Unchained Preppers

General Category => Introductions => Topic started by: Nilso on March 11, 2018, 10:06:28 PM

Title: Introduction
Post by: Nilso on March 11, 2018, 10:06:28 PM

Hello, I have come to this site looking for information on how to be better prepared, so I can learn to expect the unexpected.

Title: Re: Introduction
Post by: Erick on March 11, 2018, 10:11:37 PM

Welcome to your new home away from home!  :dance:

Title: Re: Introduction
Post by: Nemo on March 11, 2018, 11:03:46 PM

Greetings Good Sir.  Glad to have you around here.  Where you from?  Care to share?

But I think I am gonna have to keep an eye on you.  Just the Nilso thing.  You know-- Nemo-- Nilso.  Gotta keep a watch out.  Probably you should too. 

Nemo   :tinfoil:

Title: Re: Introduction
Post by: Kbop on March 11, 2018, 11:34:48 PM

Welcome Nilso!

Title: Re: Introduction
Post by: Rogue-Metalsmith on March 12, 2018, 03:22:05 AM

Welcome Nilso.

 :pirateThumbUp:

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 :zombitron:

Title: Re: Introduction
Post by: JoJo on March 12, 2018, 09:14:42 AM

 Welcome Nilso  :thumbsUp:

Title: Re: Introduction
Post by: wynnp4 on March 12, 2018, 09:38:03 AM

Welcome!

Title: Re: Introduction
Post by: JohnyMac on March 12, 2018, 09:47:10 AM

Welcome Nilso!  :bravo:

As I have written before, a great group of folks from around the globe. The archives are full of great stuff to start you out on. Don't be shy to ask a question and don't be hesitant to jump in to help out another member's question if you have the experience to help 'em.

Watch out for Nemo as we all know what western Virgian's are like  :hiding:

Again, welcome :cheers: brother! 

Title: Re: Introduction
Post by: zeerf on March 12, 2018, 02:56:22 PM

welcome Nilso!

Title: Re: Introduction
Post by: Jackalope on March 12, 2018, 04:13:24 PM

Hello and welcome to the group, Nilso!

Title: Re: Introduction
Post by: Nemo on March 12, 2018, 06:25:50 PM

Quote from: JohnyMac on March 12, 2018, 09:47:10 AM

Watch out for Nemo as we all know what western Virgian's are like  :hiding:

You best find a better hiding place than under the chair.  For 2 reasons.

First, you put West in there.  That is blasphemy.  Horrid of horridness (thats a good ways past just horror of horrors too)  but everyone should know that already.  I need say no more about that place.

And the ultimate sacrilege.  You did not spell Virginian and inherently Virginia correctly.    That is the ultimate and most deserving true insult.  It is worthy of the Bird.  See Below.  And one day, they all will occur.

Nemo

Note-- put your beverage down prior to clicking start

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfYFx6MOTYU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfYFx6MOTYU)

Title: Re: Introduction
Post by: JohnyMac on March 12, 2018, 07:21:50 PM

 :lmfao: Nemo... :cheers:

Title: Re: Introduction
Post by: Nemo on March 12, 2018, 07:47:10 PM

Yeah, if funny if you think it ain't gonna happen.   Just think about it, your wife buys a lovely new dress and matching (runproof) hosiery for a big fancy dinner.  You are walking toward the door and she notices a big run headed up her left leg.  You look down to check it and as you look back around to see where you are going an 8 pound bird hits you in the right nostril.

As you fall to the ground from the impact the only thing you can see is orange bird feet out your nose and elephant toes headed to caress the other side of your face.  The last thing you notice before you lose consciousness in terror and fear of waking up and it all continuing is that monster 2 inch wide run in your wife's runproof hose as she is headed toward you screaming in terror of hose runs returning.

Laugh if you choose, but fear it you must.

Nemo    >:D