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kindredspirit

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The Emergency Bra
« on: August 30, 2011, 12:33:14 PM »
Okay guys... you have to buy one of these for your wife!!  Ordered mine today!  http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2010/09/23/emergency-remove-bra/
 
About The Emergency Bra  http://ebbra.bigcartel.com/
 
The Emergency Bra's primary function is that of a conventional bra. In case of emergency, it can be quickly and easily converted into two face masks without removing any clothes. In case of emergency, where no specialized respiratory devices are available, it can decrease the inhalation of harmful airborne particles. Because the Emergency Bra masks can be securely fixed to the head, it frees a survivor?s hands to keep balance while running and removing objects on the way out of danger. In certain situations, by providing the wearer with a sense of security and protection, the Emergency Bra can reduce the chance of panic attack.

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What are the benefits of wearing the Emergency Bra?
The Emergency Bra is like any other conventional bra in terms of its main function of supporting the breasts, as well as in its aesthetics, sizes, colors, and styles. In addition, the EBbra can be converted into two masks which can be beneficial in emergency situations where specialized protective devices are not available to the public.
 
Is the EBbra practical for everyday use?
 
The additional safety function of the EBbra does not interfere with its everyday practicality and durability. Same care instructions apply as to any conventional bra.

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Re: The Emergency Bra
« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2011, 01:56:47 PM »
I bet the Emergency Bra works way better than my Underwear Mask. Lets just hope that I got a clean pair on when the poo hits the HVAC unit.  :o


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Re: The Emergency Bra
« Reply #2 on: August 30, 2011, 02:00:33 PM »
 :o

kindredspirit

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Re: The Emergency Bra
« Reply #3 on: August 30, 2011, 02:22:55 PM »
Hey TG.... one cup is for your woman and one for you..... see you already have her carrying part of your equipment!  If you ask me, its ingenious!!

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Re: The Emergency Bra
« Reply #4 on: August 30, 2011, 03:01:29 PM »
The only problem with the emergency bra that i see is,rule # 7 in the post shtf handbook states that for health,safety and tactical reasons,all women must go topless!
It is for safety of course ;D

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Re: The Emergency Bra
« Reply #5 on: August 30, 2011, 03:08:43 PM »
The only problem with the emergency bra that i see is,rule # 7 in the post shtf handbook states that for health,safety and tactical reasons,all women must go topless!
It is for safety of course ;D

Are you trying to get me kidnapped by the maraudering hords? >:( :o :-[ 

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Re: The Emergency Bra
« Reply #6 on: August 30, 2011, 03:21:55 PM »
The only problem with the emergency bra that i see is,rule # 7 in the post shtf handbook states that for health,safety and tactical reasons,all women must go topless!
It is for safety of course ;D

Are you trying to get me kidnapped by the maraudering hords? >:( :o :-[

TRUST ME!

they will HAVE to kill me first!!

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Re: The Emergency Bra
« Reply #7 on: August 30, 2011, 07:15:59 PM »
I'll bet $20 that the Japanese created this......
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but my Kalashnikov will hurt you.

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Re: The Emergency Bra
« Reply #8 on: August 30, 2011, 07:46:03 PM »
I'll bet $20 that the Japanese created this......

I was always taught not to bet against a sure thing  :o

And I like the idea that my lady would be packing some of my gear, any chance those bras come in Coyote Tan?  :D

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Re: The Emergency Bra
« Reply #9 on: August 30, 2011, 07:48:34 PM »
I'll bet another $10 that Condor is going to make a knockoff product within 6 months and charge double for the Multicam version.
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Re: The Emergency Bra
« Reply #10 on: August 30, 2011, 08:10:00 PM »
I'll bet another $10 that Condor is going to make a knockoff product within 6 months and charge double for the Multicam version.

Ooohhhh, I want one in Camo!! 

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Re: The Emergency Bra
« Reply #11 on: August 30, 2011, 08:21:23 PM »
SKD tac will sell the Victoria Secret's version
Tactical Lace  :D

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Re: The Emergency Bra
« Reply #12 on: August 31, 2011, 06:21:47 PM »
I bet the Emergency Bra works way better than my Underwear Mask. Lets just hope that I got a clean pair on when the poo hits the HVAC unit.  :o





Man, IDK.  I think I'd be willing to die before I'd be seen putting that thing on.



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Re: The Emergency Bra
« Reply #13 on: September 02, 2011, 04:21:35 PM »
SKD tac will sell the Victoria Secret's version
Tactical Lace  :D
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Re: The Emergency Bra
« Reply #14 on: September 10, 2011, 12:12:45 AM »
Dang my wife burned all her bras in the 70s. Guess she is gonna die for sure now.